Chilismagning

En modig gut tester chilisovse

1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL1OD1H6cI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmmm%2Edk%2Farticle%2F32497%3Fpage%3D1&feature=player_embedded
0:35 - Den er da ikk så gal faktisk :)

2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=okK0KI197vE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmmm%2Edk%2Farticle%2F32497%3Fpage%3D2&feature=player_embedded

3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-baTLVlAs-E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmmm%2Edk%2Farticle%2F32497%3Fpage%3D3&feature=player_embedded

4. og sidste og værste :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqlaiaxPcyc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmmm%2Edk%2Farticle%2F32497%3Fpage%3D4&feature=player_embedded

Enjoy

smæk på den sidste hahahahaha

Ja :) og han skyller lige smagen væk med en is

Fedt!

hehe, der er satme meget gøgl på den side..

@ Flodslag

Ty, men nåede godt at finde den hjemmeside :) Jeg har bestilt 3 chilier derinde fra!

Den stærkeste chilisovs i verden er THE SOURCE:
www.hotsauceworld.com/source.html

chilli, kan man ikke lave mad, brug chilli. sgu ligemeget om det er havregrød, eller oksemørbrad, bare giv det noget chilli, så smager det ens.

Så giv dog manden mælk eller noget andet... Vand hjælper jo ikke en skid.

Men fuck, jeg grinte :D.. Hvor er det vanvittigt.

i lolled.. @ den sidste..

Slap af han klager sig :D

fuck den sidste chilisovs ser ond ud, jeg skulle ikke nyde noget, for jeg brokker mig selv når mine bekendt skal have chili på en pizza og andet mad, man kan jo ikke smage maden??

@morjen spot on.
det er da et krydderi for fattige, der ikke har råvarer, der smager af noget.

hehe ja, det er ikke for tøsedrenge

Mener den har været her på PN før, men den kan vidst godt tåle at blive vist igen

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:

(Frank Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 --! A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!


Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.
Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne ! peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...

Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, a! nd garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.
I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced ! chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?"

Judge # 3 -- Oh God.........

@ Rubino

OMG, jeg sidder og tuder af grin :)

GRINER!!

@Rubino

haha, kæft et sjovt indlæg :)

bumb til dem der keder sig :)

Go griner.

har også bestilt Black mamba og Kiss my bhut

Det er så meget røv det her!!

Chilli er et stærkt krydderi, der er sgu ikke nogen smagsvarianter, medmindre du tilsætter noget !!

Har du tilsat noget kan vi snakke om smagsvarianter, derudover er det crap. fss tosserr( nåååå jeg kan spise mere chilli end dig øhbøh)

Røv. jeg kan æde flere østers end alle andre herinde, men aldrig ville jeg påstå at der er forskel på "grøndlandske
& Danske Østers !!!

Rubino

LOL

og chilli hører ikke til i mad.

hehe, min mate fra gym, meget typisk ham :-)

@Rubino

Dagens grin!

Ved du hvor det stammer fra?

BTW jeg elsker sgu jyder, de er SÅÅ sindige ;P

Grønlandske østers - dem har jeg nu aldrig hørt om.....:)

Tak for aftens griner, Rubino og Peter.

Bestilt!

@ Kjerstein

Søg chili joke på google...

Til alle jer andre. Denne joke kan jeg blive ved med at læse, og stadigvæk brøle af grin. Hjælper rent faktisk ved bad beats.....

lol at manden drikker vand og sutter på is - så er han sgu os selv ude om det - og han er JOURNALIST??

sødmælk eller fløde havde givet en klar bedre lindrende effekt..

@Mikl

Tør man overhovedet have sådan noget "Source" stående? Bare risikoen for, at nogle ikke ved, hvad det er og putter det på maden... Det kan vel være farligt, eller?

Jeg mener, jeg er da nysgerrig. Men om jeg tør have det stående, er jeg meget i tvivl om :-P

EDIT: Og ja, jeg tænkte også: "wtf har han gang i at dulme med en sodavandsis??" i det der Mamba-forsøg... Hvadenten det er fake eller ej...

Jeg kan personligt anbefale Ass In Hell - kan findes på hotsauceworld.com under Hottest Hot Sauces..

Den lever op til sit navn.... nuff said....

Det er jo Sindsygt hvad folk udsætter sig selv for!!

Omg er helt færdig af grin over nogle af anmeldelserne på hotsauceworld.com.

Lige et eksempel.

Holy Lord! I added three drops to a pot of chile and it tore me a new a-hole! Seriously, I thought that I would need more than one drop, so I added three, but ohmigod! I am a great lover of crazy-hot sauces, but this stuff is ridiculous! I think you could kill someone with this!

Nogle af navnene på saucerne er også gode grinere

LOL dumbass :)