Poker uden tårer. 5. afsnit.

Poker uden tårer 5. afsnit.

Marianne har sovet lidt længe i dag, fordi det er søndag og fordi hun skal til eEksamen i poker.
Hun har to opgaver. Hun skal grinde et begynderbord og vinde 1,20 dollar.Dem skal hun bruge til en lille turnering med 45 deltagere. Hun har allerede fundet et bord, hvor 78 % af deltagerne ser floppet. Det ser lovende ud, men det viser sig, at blive en hård nød at knække. Spillet er nolimit holdem. Blinds er 1 cent / 2 cent. Buy-in er 3 $.
Efter 1 times hård kamp er indskuddet tabt, men hun har spillet næsten perfekt, så vi satser
3 $ igen. Denne gang går det bedre. Efter yderligere 1 ½ times spil er missionen fuldført, og de 1,20 $ er tjent. Hun er klar til turneringen.

Det er en Texasholdem nolimit turnering. Der er 45 deltagere fordelt på 5 borde. Buy-in er 1.20 $. Der er præmier til de 7 bedst placerede spillere. Men husk li´e på, at vi hygger os ganske gratis for de andres penge. Hvis vi kan vinde, bare en lille smule, kan vi ta´ en chance. Ellers må vi grinde en ny dollar og 20 cent fra nybegynderne.(Det har aldrig slået fejl endnu).

Marianne har sat sig til rette i en god kontorstol og har frugt og drikkevand inden for rækkevidde. Hun åbner turneringsbordet og finder sit logo. Det skal flyttes, for hendes yndlingsplads er nederst i højre hjørne. Hun klikker på ”options” øverst på siden og vælger ”preferred seat”. Derefter højreklikker hun på det ikon, der sidder på hendes plads, og tilbuddet ”sit here” kommer frem. Det tager hun imod og svup. Nu sidder hun på sin vante plads. Det er praktisk at have en fast plads. Specielt hvis man multitabler.

Turneringen starter. SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL.

1:
Dealt to Marianne J♣ T♣ Marianne: calls 30
yoego: raises 30 to 60 Marianne: calls 30
*** FLOP *** Q♠ T♥ J♥
bossyjay: bets 120 c4917m: calls 120
yoego: raises 813 to 933 and is all-in
Marianne: raises 427 to 1360 and is all-in
*** TURN *** Q♠ T♥ J♥ 6♥
*** RIVER *** Q♠ T♥ J♥ 6♥ 5♠
yoego: shows 9♥ 9♠ (a pair of Nines)
Marianne: shows J♣ T♣ (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Marianne collected 2376 from pot
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Dealt to Marianne 9♦ 9♥
oli004: calls 50
Marianne: calls 50
*** FLOP *** K♦ 3♦ A♠
oli004: raises 945 to 1095 and is all-in Marianne: folds
Dealt to Marianne Q♦ A♦
Don Bene: calls 200
delta234: calls 200
Marianne: raises 1588 to 1788 and is all-in
Marianne collected 800 from pot Marianne (2388 in chips)
Dealt to Marianne J♠ J♣
Don Bene: calls 200
Marianne: raises 2213 to 2413 and is all-in
Don Bene: calls 2213
*** FLOP *** 2♠ T♠ 3♥
*** TURN *** 2♠ T♠ 3♥ 6♥
*** RIVER *** 2♠ T♠ 3♥ 6♥ 7♦
Don Bene: shows A♥ T♥ (a pair of Tens)
Marianne: shows J♠ J♣ (a pair of Jacks)
Marianne collected 5301 from pot : Marianne (5301 in chips)
Dealt to Marianne K♠ K♣
tide22: raises 2210 to 2410 and is all-in
Marianne: raises 2210 to 4620
Don Bene: folds
*** FLOP *** 8♦ A♣ T♥
*** TURN *** 8♦ A♣ T♥ K♥
*** RIVER *** 8♦ A♣ T♥ K♥ J♦
*** SHOW DOWN
tide22: shows A♠ 7♠ (a pair of Aces)
Marianne: shows K♠ K♣ (three of a kind, Kings) Marianne collected 5295 from pot
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Dealt to Marianne K♠ Q♠
g-doggy51: raises 800 to 1200
Marianne: calls 800
*** FLOP *** 5♥ 2♥ A♥
Marianne: checks
g-doggy51: checks
*** TURN *** 5♥ 2♥ A♥ Q♥
Marianne: bets 1200 Marianne collected 2750 from pot
Dealt to Marianne A♠ A♦
Marianne: raises 400 to 800
Don Bene: calls 800
delta234: calls 400
*** FLOP *** Q♣ 3♠ 8♦
delta234: checks
Marianne: bets 7761 and is all-in
Don Bene: folds
delta234: calls 1527 and is all-in
*** TURN **

this is good stuff!

Mange tak.

Hehe, dejlig afslappet holdning til spillet. Kunne vi alle lære noget af.

Top underholdning!

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LoL Leon.. du er sgu genial!

haha, den sad lige til højrebenet.. Flere anekdoter, jokes osv.. Må ha...

hehe nice

Hej Leon.

Tillykke med hende..både på og uden for bordet =)

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mange tak,