For dem der synes den slags er sjovt vil jeg lige dele denne med jer!
Jeg sidder i BB med 6♣3♠ og checker efter hele pacifics spillerskare er limpet ind, flopper nut straight og buster UTG for et buy in da han vælter all in med et par niere, og er så vidne til følgende ordveksling i chatten.
Dealer >> (Hand# 2060811407) Fjahgo won $190.50 with A Straight Two to Six
ponda15 >> 6 3 lol
schmico >> 63.....omg
Fjahgo >> omg i suck
schmico >> fishpoker as ist badest
Fjahgo >> :D
Fjahgo >> i know
schmico >> u are a big fish or a cheater
Fjahgo >> i should just fold that unraised blind
SoloG >> lol
schmico >> ok. a cheater
SoloG >> I missed it , where did the str8 hit
Dealer >> (Hand# 2060811475) Jems008 won $50.85 with A Straight Seven to Jack
Fjahgo >> i love you man
Fjahgo >> why cant we all just ... get along?
SoloG >> lol
schmico >> now u are a reported cheater
ponda15 >> lol
SoloG >> how can he be cheating?
schmico >> this platform is not safe
ponda15 >> who did you tell your mammy
schmico >> he uses the ebay cheat progi
poots7 >> boring
Fjahgo >> yeah i got a sweet deal on it
SoloG >> lol, schmico , don;t be so ridiculous!!!
Fjahgo >> call an admin
poots7 >> yeah they sell it on ebay for $10
schmico >> yep
poots7 >> rather than using it to make tens of thousands
SoloG >> really poots? what does it do?
schmico >> crazy guys
poots7 >> cons you out of $10 :)
Fjahgo >> it gives you 63 off suit EVERY HAND!
PS: priv mig hvis du har programmet til salg.
aimbot! omg omg! cheat cheat cheat.
NU har jeg haft den 33 gange i min nye lille Database her, og den har kostet mig $1.. Hvordan er det muligt at du kan lave penge på den.. Det må jo helt sikkert være snyd. :p hehe
Det næsten synd at der er nogen der er så dumme at tro de programmer virker, men endnu sørgereligere er det at der er folk der køber dem :p hahaha
Fjahgo >> yeah i got a sweet deal on it
Tillykke nu bliver din konto sikkert lukket
Snoogs
min sorte humor kræver at han bliver lukket midlertidigt for "suspected cheat" :P
hah fjahgo, sådan går det når man har spillet for meget computer og været for meget på irc. se nu hvad du har rodet dig ud i.
Fjahgo >> it gives you 63 off suit EVERY HAND!
How i love that comment :)
63o: 365 gange
profit: 96,95$
Helt klart rigged!
Men ok, det skyldes sgu nok mest denne her hånd:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed)
UTG ($86.60)
UTG+1 ($201.85)
MP1 ($183)
MP2 ($243.35)
CO ($185.65)
Button ($201.50)
SB ($197.10)
Hero ($582.50)
Preflop:/ Hero is BB with 3♥, 6♠.
6 folds//, SB raises to $4/, Hero raises to $12/, SB calls $8.
Flop:/ ($24) Q♠, 3♦, A♥ (2 players)/
SB checks, Hero bets $12/, SB calls $12.
Turn:/ ($48) 3♠ (2 players)/
SB bets $8/, Hero raises to $45/, SB raises to $173.1/, Hero calls $128.10.
River:/ ($394.20) Q♣ (2 players)/
Final Pot:/ $394.20
Hero has 3h 6s (full house, threes full of queens).
SB has 9h Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $394.20.
Og hvis der er nogen, der ikke kan forstå mit spil, så er det fordi at i INGEN anelse har om, hvordan 63o skal spilles! :-)
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