Best come back line

This was apparently in the Washington Post ..the title of the article was
"Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick
Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch
11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious
behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County
courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
for miles. At least I thought there wasn"t," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a
Gwinnett County police car approroaching and was unaware of his audience
until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"That was an unusual situation, that"s for sure," said Officer Taylor. " I
walked up to Lawrence and he"s...just pumping away at this pumpkin." Taylor
went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you"re
having sex with a pumpkin?"."

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me
straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? F**k me, is it Midnight already?"

Haha

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*GGGGGGGGGGGG* pump it up baby

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hehe humor......

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