BLING BLANG BLAOW

Det her er sikkert en repost, men faldt lige over denne epic thread på 2+2:

forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/created-victory-song-when-i-beat-someone-headsup-491103/

Er seriøst flad af grin :D

ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

priceless... hahahaha

Bare Bing er fint nok...

Roflcopter'ing to lol-land!!!! ♥

Nu har jeg læst de første 7 sider. Hvornår bliver tråden sjov ?

@Lecter

Sådan er 2+2 generelt...det kræver en noget speciel (læs: mangel på) humor.

Ikke sjovt.... men credit til den sang de lavede over den, lol:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpcAfgrpEQ

not... funny... :/

ha ha ha det er sgu klasse!!

$0,02 @ DRybes

I Barry Greensteins seneste videoblog omtales det faktisk -- og Barry overvejer at sige det i næste udgave af HSP.

Ha ha det er fandeme ikke mange der ikke går på monkey tilt efter han har fyret den af 3-4 gange i samme sesion, når han suger ud gang efter gang.

Overvejer kraftigt at begynde at sige noget lignende.

Danepoker pwned?

DanePoker_com: wtf
pokerbot_v7: BING BLANG BLAOW
pokerbot_v7: PBOT IN THA HOUSE
DanePoker_com: yes u werry good
pokerbot_v7: I JUST WON 500 FROM YOU
pokerbot_v7: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
DanePoker_com: yes u werry good
pokerbot_v7: BUT YOU CANT NOW
pokerbot_v7: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
pokerbot_v7: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DanePoker_com: u more than welcome
DanePoker_com: i cant beat luck
DanePoker_com: stupid bananakreiger

Jeg synes så afgjort det var sjovt. Cool udvikling med både lyrics og videoer. Og Barry Greenstein og hans charities involveret. Brugte alt for lang tid på det, men grinte.

Hvis man sidder alene foran sin computer og griner højlydt af det der, så mangler man sgu humor i sit liv..

nevermind

Hvis man mener humor er en statisk størrelse, som bør være nøjagtig ens for alle, hvad mangler man så?

Og gider skrive sådan i en tråd på et anonymt forum. Jeg ser sgu meget usjovt herinde, og alle andre steder. Men jeg har ikke rigtig forudsætningerne for at konkludere, at de der finder det sjovt mangler indhold i livet.

Jeg undres.

Senere i tråden er der generel enighed om, at bananakreiger er dansk slang for gay.

@cykelnille


latterlig kommentar.

Mener at have læst et eller andet sted at det skulle være den mest læste tråd på 2+2 nogensinde. Anyways her er lidt highlights, 110 sider er sgu meget at skulle igennem:

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This is what I copy & paste into the chat every time I stack someone @ 50 NL HU, which is about 50% of the time.

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
tilted1: wtf

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
JohnnyDeep: a/s/l?

P0kerchick76: nh
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
P0kerchick76: reported

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
WilliamP75: vnh
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
WilliamP75: lol i got plenty of money, dont need this $ to live
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
ch3ckraise: (CASH OUT ON MY TITT1ES)
WilliamP75: weirdo


ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
NyugenTdog: nice catch
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
NyugenTdog: keep playing like that and see wut happens
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
NyugenTdog: You called my overbet on flop and turn with fd
NyugenTdog: and you think your good
NyugenTdog: your a joke
NyugenTdog: lol you'll lose that $50 plus more before u cash out
NyugenTdog: I bet you never even cash out
NyugenTdog: Just keep playing like that
ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES


Iplay4funn: omg
Iplay4funn: how can u call with with that
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
Iplay4funn: hmoron
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
play4funn: is calling the only thing u kno how to do donk?
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
play4funn: whats wrong with u
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

(Observer) oneOuttedsir: GOD DO U EVEN KNO HOW 2 PLAY
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: I HOPE UR MOM GETS CANCER
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: LETS PLAY $100NL HU PU SSY
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: IM SITTING WAITING FOR U

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: donkey
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song

I moved up to $100NL HU! That dude DANGEROUSS followed me because I guess he doesnt want food.

DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and
your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTIES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $100 FROM U (AKA $50 TIMES TWO)
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
SolidForse: omg
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
SolidForse: uve gotta be kidding me
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
SolidForse: wtf are you doing calling the turn
SolidForse: with bottom pair
SolidForse: what is goin through your head when you make that call
SolidForse: enlighten me donk
ch3ckraise: $100 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES


ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
MAKEITRAYNE: ooops
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $100 FROM U (AKA $50 TIMES TWO)
MAKEITRAYNE: shoulda known
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: (BANK WIRE)
ch3ckraise: IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: (BANK WIRE)
ch3ckraise: IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: (BANK WIRE)
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
ch3ckraise: /HEADSPIN
MAKEITRAYNE:...


CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: I JUST WON $154.63 FROM YOU
CH3CK RAISE: YOU COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
CH3CK RAISE: BUT U CANT NOW
CH3CK RAISE: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
vinny23: u got ahit bigo mouth
CH3CK RAISE: DOCUMENTS ON FILE



HILITES FROM MY FIRST FEW SESSIONS ON CAKE (FANBOY INCLUDED)

CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Negrochamp: f u
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: (I GOTCHO MONEY NOW)
CH3CK RAISE: AND IM GONNA CASH IT OUT
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
Negrochamp: i sre u will fggt
Negrochamp: keep talkin sh t
CH3CK RAISE: RUB IT ON MY TITT1TEEEEEEEEEEEEZZAH
Negrochamp: whres clifton, ima find u n cut u
CH3CK RAISE: (Away) Auto Responder: Running to the ATM to cash out $200.00. Please leave a
message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
Negrochamp: ima cut u *****
Negrochamp: ubest run

XionWarrior1: ....
XionWarrior1: WTF you calling my reraise for w that garbage OOP
CH3CK RAISE: MIC CHECK 1 2
XionWarrior1: I obv had a big hand, what did u put me on when i bet the flop
XionWarrior1: f this site it just rewards jerks like you
CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
XionWarrior1: EVERYTIME I GOT AA OR KK SOME JERK COOLERS ME
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: I JUST WON 2 HUNDOS FROM YOU
CH3CK RAISE: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO REWARD JERKS
CH3CK RAISE: BUT U CANT NOW
CH3CK RAISE: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
XionWarrior1: GO KILL YOURSELF
CH3CK RAISE: IBEENAROUND4AWHILE
XionWarrior1: im sure u play like it, do the world a favor and go kill yourself
CH3CK RAISE: $200 > BANKWIRE > ATM > GOKILLYOURSELF

Card$hark: BLING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
Card$hark: CH3CKRAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: ...
Card$hark: YOU JUST WON $100 FROM ME
Card$hark: I COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD BUT I CANT NOW
Card$hark: CUZ UR GOOING 2 CASH IT OUT
Card$hark: AND RUB IT ON YOUR TITTAYS
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TIIIIiiiiIITT1EEEEES
CH3CK RAISE: RUB IT ON MY TIIIIIITTAAAYAAAYAAAAAYAAAAAYAES
Card$hark: YOUR GONNA...
CH3CK RAISE: RRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR...
Card$hark: RUHBB IT ON YOUR TITT1EEEEEEES
CH3CK RAISE: RUB IT ON MY TIIIIIITTAAAYAAAYAAAAAYAAAAAYAES
HippiDude68: Wuts wrong with u 2
CH3CK RAISE: $100 >
Card$hark: BANKWIRE >
CH3CK RAISE: ATM >
Card$hark: TITTAYSS
CH3CK RAISE: NO ITS TITT1ES
Card$hark: Srry
CH3CK RAISE: nP
Card$hark: Is this going in ur thread?
CH3CK RAISE: obv
Card$hark: ty
CH3CK RAISE: np
Card$hark: nh btw
CH3CK RAISE: u 2

So I was playin some 200NL 6max trash talking and 3betting this dbag light,
eventually stacked him 3 times and took about $700 off him total. This is after the 3rd stack

asianman01: 21093451!@##
asianman01: u are the luckiest sob, how the fcuk u got AA there
CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: I JUST WON $700 FROM YOU
CH3CK RAISE: YOU COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
CH3CK RAISE: BUT U CAN'T NOW
CH3CK RAISE: UZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
asianman01: and rub it on ur fat man tittz u fat ****
CH3CK RAISE: WRONG
CH3CK RAISE: TRY AGAIN
CH3CK RAISE: TIMES UP
CH3CK RAISE: IM GONNA USE THIS $700 TO GET THIS H00KER OFF CRAIGSLIST NAMED TANISHA WHO SAID
SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $500 AND WRITE "ASIANMAN01" ON HER LOWER BACK W A RED SHARPIE AND PUMP
HER STARFISH DOGGYSTYLE WITH NO JIMMYHAT WHILE I FOCUS ON UR SCREEN NAME
RelaxurMind: ROFL
AmbitionONE: owwwwnnnedd
RelaxurMind: u sikk fk lolll

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Sit down, pour a drink,
I’ve a story to tell
‘Bout a villain who plays
Heads-Up 50 NL.

I’d been crushing the game,
Had a big winning session.
Zigging and zagging
With guile and aggression.

Just fifteen more minutes
‘Fore hitting the sack,
When a new guy sat in,
With a full fifty stack.

We traded some pots
But then I flopped three threes.
A bet, raise and call
Just as fast as you please.

On the turn he snap-called
The huge bet that I made,
But then donk-shoved the river,
Which had brought the third spade.

I called and he showed down
A flush, seven-high,
And then raked in the chips.
“Just keep chasing,” thought I.

Then shrugged and reloaded -
I’m used to hard knocks.
But that’s when these words
Popped up in the chat box:

MY NAME IS CH3CKRAISE
AND I SAY BING BLANG BLAOW!
I JUST TOOK YOUR MONEY
I TOOK IT, AND HOW!

COULD HAVE USED IT FOR FOOD
BUT NOW I’VE GOT YOUR FIDDY!
THINK I’LL CASH IT AND RUB-
RUB-RUB-RUB ON MY T1TTY!

My jaw hit the ground.
I bit off a retort.
No need to trade barbs
With this douchey poor sport.

I’d get it all back
Plus more with no guilt.
Takes more than one beat
To put this pro on tilt.

Didn’t have to wait long…
Made a big overbet…
But top pair no good…
This time HE had the set.

MY NAME IS CH3CKRAISE
AND I SAY BING BLANG BLAOW!
IT LOOKS LIKE I’VE FOUND
A PERSONAL CASH COW!

YOU THINK I’M A DONKEY,
YOU THINK I’M A NOOB.
BUT WITH TWO FIDDY DOLLARS,
I’VE GOT ONE FOR EACH BOOB!

Did he really say that?
Was this some kind of joke?
That’s one more full buy-in
To go up in smoke!

No worries, he’d find out
With whom he’d been messin’.
‘Twas time to dig in,
Teach this A-hole a lesson!

I asked him to open
One more table or two.
Can’t lose since he’s playing
81 / 62!

In ten minutes things
Went from awful to worst
And another three buy-ins
Had followed the first.

Who was this fool,
This lunatic punk?
Was he cheating somehow?
Was he high? Was he drunk?

My suited Ace-Queen,
Got run down by Ace-Deuce.
Had to listen again
To his verbal abuse.

Gnashing my teeth,
I tried to ignore
The bile coming from
This delusional whore.

But my bluffs got picked off,
And my traps went unsprung.
Until finally I just
Could not hold my tongue.

So far I’d played nice,
Remained civil til’ now.
But I’d had quite enough
Of his dumb “BING BLANG BLAOW!”

“You $%@#-sucking *&^#!
Your mother’s a %@&!
I’ll find you – I’ll cut you
For your little stunt!”

My fingers were shaking.
I typed out more curses.
But he only responded
With those juvenile verses:

MY NAME IS CH3CKRAISE,
AND I SAY BING BLANG BLAOW!
GOT ENOUGH OF YOUR DOUGH
FOR A HOOKER BY NOW!

REQUEST FOR THE CASH,
A QUICK TRIP TO THE BANK,
AND THEN I’LL BE BANGIN’
TANISHA THE SKANK!

My descent into madness
Then got out of hand.
By the time it was dawn
I’d lost more than a grand.

He finally quit,
And I staggered to bed.
But no sleep did I get
With that song in my head.

An entire month’s profits -
Flushed down the tube!
Or rather, got rubbed
On this maniac’s boob.

Let this be a lesson,
Don’t play in a haze.
Control your emotions…
And avoid the Ch3ckraise.

haha :D jeg må have dårlig humor, for jeg synes det er sjov :)

:D