Bofællesskab.

Bofællesskab.
Egentlig er det lidt åndssvagt, at jeg bor alene i en kæmpe lejlighed i Brøndby Strand.
Vi boede 4 mennesker i den, men børnene er blevet voksne og jeg er blevet enkemand. Jeg kunne godt tænke mig at leje et stort værelse ud til en pokerven eller hellere et par. I kan betragte værelset som jeres soveværelse, og i får ubegrænset adgang til bad, Køkken, køleskab, fryser og fælleslokaler med 3 pokerborde og 24 stole.

I må gerne lave pokeraftener, men på betingelse faf, at det ikke generer naboerne.

Hvis du synes, det lyder interessant, så send mig en PM gennem Pokernet. Diskretion er en god ting.

m.v.h. Pokerbedstefar.

rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. "Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits? "Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?" "You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here." "I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette.

LOOOL

Ingen kan bumpe en tråd bedre end dig Leon!

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party." The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes." The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need Blue Ice (muscle pain relief)." The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive." The guy says, "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm." Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?" Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion." Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what?" "The girls never showed up!"

@Turbocluen

Jamen Theis. Du kan da lægge billet ind sammen med Saibot. Så er der gang i kortene hver dag. :-)

Nej tak Leon. Tager til mexico til januar, så det er ikke aktuelt.