Carlos poker = rigged

Havde signet op for nogle dage siden for at få en bonus på $300. Fint fint.
Kunne dog aldrig se at bonussen skulle være aktiv eller whatever, og da supporten er sløve pader, droppede jeg det hele og bad om udbetaling.

Idag modtog jeg dog en mail:

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Hi Idiot,

Thank you for registering a player account with carlospoker! I see that you have deposited $300 using the bonus code for 100% deposit bonus and that you are now requesting a withdrawal for the same amount.

I am wondering if there is anything I can help you with? Maybe you did not find the rules for the promotion?
To receive the 100% deposit bonus, you need to collect 2500 FPP''s within 60 days. As soon as you have collected your points, email us and we will credit your account $300. We have players who accumulate 2500 FPP''s in less than a week.

Please let me know if you would like me to process your withdrawal and I will of course do so. If not, please email me and let me know and I will release the money back into your account.

Kind Regards

CarlosPoker ServiceTeam

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Så jeg besluttede alligevel at give den et try. Nu sidder jeg nogle timer senere og ser på de sølle rester af den $300 (det var max) indbetaling jeg har tilbage.

For at gøre en lang historie kort:

2 x set over set. Begge gange kom deres stupide 2 outer på river.

Nut flush mod 4''th nut flush.

77 > AA. 50% af pengene gik ind pf.

Ellers en række stupide 4 outers hvor fjolserne ikke kan smide der fucking A4off-fucking-suited.

Men okay, en anden mail (der var gået i spamfilteret) forklarer måske alt:

Dear stupid idiot,

Did you really believe we would let you leave our site with your money? Haha.
There never was any bonus, but thanks to you for being such a naive imbecile, and believe in our lies.

While you suffer, let us explain how we got your money: First of all, we have something called a doom-switch, which we use on players we wish to lose; players like you, who are trying to espace from our player-consuming-bots. We got the idea about the doom-switch from mr. Dikshit at Party Poker.

The devil, Lee Jones from Stars, helped us develop some handsome bots, which are hunting down idiots like you.
We like to make some cool setups, where you make the second best hand again, again and again.

I just talked to mr. Dikshit and the Devil again, and they promised me to doom-switch you at their rake-factories too.

See you in hell,

CarlosPoker ServiceTeam


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Bad beat?

Er det en joke? Jeg grinte sq lidt da jeg læste det sidste brev der.

Lol!

OMG LOL

Hahaha, god griner! Du kan altid trøste dig selv med, at du kun tabte $ og ikke din humor :)

:-)

You can''t be serius?????

Der måtte jeg alligevel trække lidt på smilebåndet :-D

Hehe... Tror ikke han er seriøs... Cryptos''s netværk (Mother of all setups) er ikke nævnt....

Men god humor...

Nå, men denne efterhånden groteske sag udvikler sig stadig.

Efter Carlos Pokers sidste mail, tænkte jeg længe over et svar og sendte følgende:

Hi again losers,

I don''t really give a shi* for mr. DikshÝt and the Devil - I skipped their crappy business a long time ago. I found out a long time ago I was doom-switched, so I have transfered my remaining funds to the Crypto-network.
Haha, now I can finally play without being cheated to death by a group of idiots.

Hope you suffer from diseases,

Euf.

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Så gnækkede jeg lidt og ville spille på mit elskede Crypto-netværk, hvor doom-switchen heldigvis ikke eksisterer - troede jeg da ikke.

For efter en hård session hvor jeg tabte 150 bets på de sygeste suck-outs, kom jeg i snak med en andne spiller ved bordet, en gigant fisk der gang på gang sugede ud (vi sidder ved et $200 NL HU table nu):

Detroniseret Euforbos: Ey, how come you suck out every time?

Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger: I don''t, everything is fair

Dealer: Game #6666666666, Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger wins pot ($403.74) with a Royal Flush.

Detroniseret Euforbos: OMFG WTF!! I flopped the joint; you make runner runner RF. sick...

Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger: Happens

Detroniseret Euforbos: Not this many times in a row...

Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger: I''m just lucky

Detroniseret Euforbos: You''re right about that part at least. Okay, i''m gonna rebuy for me last $200 and bust your ass.

[Jeg samler esserne op, raiser 10 x bb, han caller alligevel på alt. Flopper et set på AJ5. Checker til ham og han går insta-allin. Jeg caller og han viser 2-7off]

Detroniseret Euforbos: Haha, finally! You are going down fishie, down!

[Jeg løber ud i køkkenet for at hente en stribe pils for at nyde sejren og den velvoksne pulje der skulle glide i min retning. Da jeg kommer tilbage ser jeg dog kun en pop-up der siger: you are out of money - please re-buy]

Detroniseret Euforbos: WTF JUST HAPPEND

Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger: You lost, you are now officially BUSTO!!!

Detroniseret Euforbos: But...

[Med gråd i stemmen og våde øjne tjekker jeg HH''en. Først her går den grufulde sandhed op for mig:
Dealer: Game #66BUSTO666, Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger wins pot ($$400) with a straight, Ace to 5.

Detroniseret Euforbos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. %ñ&#"!ñ%666ñ&/(#"&"!ñ/%&/&ñ%ñ Runner runner fuck again... How come...

Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger: Oh, Carlos Poker gave me a little tool to change my cards to rip you off.

Detroniseret Euforbos: .....

Doom-vertauschen Totschlõger: Yep, it''s right, they said you were trying to escape the doom-switch and hired an assasin to set you up on another network.

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Jeg begynder så småt at fatte et vink med en vognstang, og tjekker angst min mail for at se om Carlos har skrevet igen. Svedige håndflader, bankende hjerte og et halvt hjertestop senere erfarer jeg at Carlos Poker som forventet har sendt en ny mail.

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Hello mr. Busto,

Thanks for informing us that you play on the Crypto-network.

We went to mr. Dikshit for advice, and he told us to send a german assasin disguised as a fish, to take you down.

We loved the idea of seeing you BUSTO so we asked Crypto - they thougt it was a great idea too.

Don''t you get it? It''s all a conspiracy against you. We all work together to keep the doom-switch up againt certain players; people attemting to flee before they lose their money, players like you.

Now you are BUSTO HAHAHA. When you are RO-BUSTO and deposit a large amount of money in mr. Dikshit, Lee "the devil" Jones or our company, maybe we will stop the doom-switch for a limited period.

Busto greetings,

Carlos Poker

ROFLMAO

lol

Nice:-) Trængte til et godt grin...:-)

omfg jeg døde af grin

hmm... tungt tjald... nicket burde være dillerhans i stedet så stemmer historien næsten :P

godt grin dog, sygt lavet...

ha ha ha, har fået fuldstændig de samme mails :-(

Snoogy

wow it''s just keep coming up!

Over vejet at søge job hos en udbyders kundeservice? ville være meget lettere at forstå badbeats hvis man kan få præcise svar på hvorfor:)

lol


Bedste indlæg længe.....

@ Rep

Hehe ja, det kunne være fee''

Men ellers arbejder jeg pt på en mail til hr. Dikshit hvor jeg prøver at undgå doom-switchen. Tvivler dog på at han gider lytte.

Hvad ryger man, inden man finder på sådan en historie????

djswing@

Har du da ik forstået,at det her er dybt alvor?

N1 Euf, monster LOL

og jrg troede at jeg var en god løgner...DU ER DEN STØRSTE,det er sku smukt

men lol!

@ djswing

Jeg havde ikke røget andet end jeg plejer da jeg skrev den, så dunno..

Hvad skal næste skridt være?

Overvejer at skrive en mail til Party adresseret til hr. Dikshit, for at høre om han måske vil hjælpe med at ændre doom-switchen.

det nice er at 2-7 bliver til 5-high str8 med det flop ^^

De er ikke så lidt frække hos Carlos poker. Modtog denne idag:

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Hej allesammen!

Jeg har fået ny Poker Manager til Carlospoker. Det han gerne vil vide er hvad du som bruger synes om Carlospoker.com. Hvad er godt? Hvad er dårligt? Hvad kan vi gøre bedre eller føler du at der mangler noget? Vær sød at kom med forslag til ham omkring siden og send en mail til [email protected].

Jeg ser frem til at høre fra dig!

Med venlig hilsen

Carlos

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wft er det for noget pis..

Jeg måtte straks brygge et godt svar sammen med lidt forbedringer..

Hi-to-the-people-who-took-my-money,

First of all you have to disable the doomswitch; don''t you find it morally wrong to make some poker players life a hell with bad beats over and over again?

I have already discussed this matter with mr. Dikshit at Party, and I know everything about your conspiracy.

If you would consider to disable my doomswitch, I could consider to come back. However, then I would expect to get the money I lost under the reign of the doomswitch back.

Second of all, you have to make it possible to swear in the chat. Don''t you hate whenever a fish sucks out, and you can''t yell at him? Thats what I thought.

Third thing. It has connection to the doomswitch: Please stop setting innocent players (like me) up all the time. I know that is how you make extra money, increasing rake blabla...

Stop the doomswitch,

Euf.


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Hvert et ord er seriøst.. så må vi se om den ka stoppes

"Second of all, you have to make it possible to swear in the chat. Don''t you hate whenever a fish sucks out, and you can''t yell at him? Thats what I thought. "

hahahahahaha omfg så skulle du se mig eje dem