Citater om kvinder

Her kommer et par hurtige om kvinder - hvis i har nogle gode vil jeg gerne høre dem :)

Den første er specielt dediceret til pokernet og de mange tråde der har kørt på det seneste

1. I'd rather have two girls at sixteen than one at thirty-two

2. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

3. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women

4. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

5. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

6. Men get laid, but women get screwed

7. Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one

8. Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble

9.Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent

10. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly

11. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

12. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning

13. Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men

14. Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece

15. The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is

16. Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination

17. I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be

18. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them

19. What men desire is a virgin who is a whore

20. A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle

21. Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak

22. Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more

23. Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them

24. Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember

Kvinder er som græs, de skal slås og holdes nede.

synes der mangler: Women are the rake of life

Hvorfor stjal gud et ribben fra Adam for at lave Eva ?

For at vise at kriminalitet ikke betaler sig !!!

Oh well hellere være en fræk tøs end en gammel gris;)