To pænt definerende episoder.
1) Tømmermændsramt falder jeg i søvn kl. 21. Tre kvarter senere vågner min datter med god volume og en satans stædighed. Min krop registrerer derfor at jeg har taget en lur, hvilket er pænt træls. Åbner lidt borde.
2) Dagens vigtigste riverbluff i Sonic:
PokerStars Hand #162802013489: Tournament #1745795715, $204.76+$10.24 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (250/500) - 2016/12/12 0:32:08 CET [2016/12/11 18:32:08 ET]
Table '1745795715 95' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: NastyMinder (27147 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr.Nice*2626 (16505 in chips)
Seat 3: jeancalvi81 (14336 in chips)
Seat 4: dynamoM (20654 in chips)
Seat 5: papusr22 (12099 in chips)
Seat 6: Turbofluen (106 in chips)
NastyMinder: posts the ante 125
Mr.Nice*2626: posts the ante 125
jeancalvi81: posts the ante 125
dynamoM: posts the ante 125
papusr22: posts the ante 125
Turbofluen: posts the ante 106 and is all-in
dynamoM: posts small blind 250
papusr22: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Turbofluen [5s 6c]
NastyMinder: folds
Mr.Nice*2626: folds
jeancalvi81: raises 750 to 1250
dynamoM: calls 1000
papusr22: calls 750
*** FLOP *** [5h Td 9c]
dynamoM: checks
papusr22: checks
jeancalvi81: bets 1350
dynamoM: calls 1350
papusr22: calls 1350
*** TURN *** [5h Td 9c] [9d]
dynamoM: checks
papusr22: checks
jeancalvi81: checks
*** RIVER *** [5h Td 9c 9d] [4c]
dynamoM: checks
papusr22: bets 9374 and is all-in
jeancalvi81: folds
dynamoM: folds
Uncalled bet (9374) returned to papusr22
*** SHOW DOWN ***
papusr22: shows [7c 8s] (a pair of Nines)
papusr22 collected 7895 from side pot
Turbofluen: shows [5s 6c] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
Turbofluen collected 636 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8531 Main pot 636. Side pot 7895. | Rake 0
Board [5h Td 9c 9d 4c]
Seat 1: NastyMinder folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Mr.Nice*2626 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jeancalvi81 (button) folded on the River
Seat 4: dynamoM (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: papusr22 (big blind) showed [7c 8s] and won (7895) with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: Turbofluen showed [5s 6c] and won (636) with two pair, Nines and Fives
Det endte pænt, jeg gir papusr22 en pizza hvis han kommer på besøg.