Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go
before the angel to find out if they"ll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there"s only one space left that day, so the angel must
decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there"s a particular reason why she should go
to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these,
they"re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I"m sure it
will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The
Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
gargles. Then, She spits into the toilet, and pulls the lever.
The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two
of God"s own perfect creations, and you turn me down. She simply gargles
and she gets in. Woul you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair, no matter how big they are."
Den dårlige
26-03-2005 02:01
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26-03-2005 02:21
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haha, jeg synes nu at den var okay spas
and its true
26-03-2005 04:44
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haha, den var bare go´
26-03-2005 10:41
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Verdensklasse !!!!!!!!!!!!
26-03-2005 14:13
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Genial!
26-03-2005 16:46
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lol!!!
26-03-2005 19:42
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A professionel poker player heard of a gay game, suppossedly very soft. So he went to play. He got involved in sa big pot. His opponent showed JJJ73.
He claimed the pot with 8s7C6c5h4s, but got stopped:
"This is Homo-poker, three boys beat a straight any day".
Ejnar Pik, Sydhavnen.
26-03-2005 19:48
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Hehe...
26-03-2005 19:52
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@ EjnarPik
Nice joke, men ville det ikk være bedre hvis han viste et par damer og så sagde :
" a pair of queens beat a straight any day"
;-)
26-03-2005 20:09
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@Conild
Jo, sådan er den vist også oprindeligt, men det havde jeg glemt.
Ejnar Pik, Sydhavnen.
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