It"s 4:00 AM at a casino. Two bored workers are waiting for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree. She says, "I hope you don"t mind, but I feel much luckier when I"m topless." With that, she strips off her blouse and bra. Naked from the waist up, she rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new shirt!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" She picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don"t know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"
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