En gåde i natten... Pga. kedsomhed.

Hvad er den eneste hånd der slår en Royal Straight Flush...

Svaret er indlysende...

Mvh Mika

5 esser

Ok... Uddyber lige.... Ingen kort er wild... Hvis vi nu bare taler standard Texas Holdem...

Hvis ingen har gættet rigtigt inden, smider jeg svaret kl. 02.00...

Mvh Mika

13 x 5 ens

Hvis svaret er 4 esser, 4 konger, 4 damer, 4 knægte (bønder for øboere) eller 4 10-ere, så synes jeg ikke at den er specielt sjov...

Ellers ser jeg frem til kl 2.

Chuck Norris' hånd...

Naf@
Spot on..

Yes... Chuck er The Man :-)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Flot

Løsning?

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

Den er da meget sød. Men jeg tror ikke Van Damme og Dolph Lundgren er helt enige med dig med de andre emner.

@Nilsson

Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Sort

Just the way i like it... Men det er nu ikke sort... Det her er sort:

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.


Se det er sort :-)

Der er da alt for mange gode! Hehehe
Er der flere??

Du nåede at skrive det sorte dér... Jeg mente om der var flere Norris-kommentarer

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Hehe - selvom nogle af de sorte historier nu er så tåbelige de er sjove

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?

I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.

@Miwala

Get a lif m8 !

Har du det godt ?

Helt ok min ven :-)

Men som sagt er ovenstående pga. kedsomhed...

Kigger du snart et smut til Aalborg eller skal jeg kigge en tur om KBH?

Mvh Mika

@Miwala

Du er ikke den eneste der keder dig. Min døgnrytme er efterhånden så fucked op at end ikke Chuck Norris kan finde ud af den :D

Hey Hala... Dont fuck with "The Chuck"....

Men har snart fri... Så skal der soves... Så skal der arbejdes... Så skal der soves.... Så skal der arbejdes.... Og så har jeg fri i 14 dage.... Sweet....

@Miwala.

Jeg regner med at se dig i KBH

Har du stadig kæresten herovre ?

Jamen så kigger jeg forbi... Og nej, Køge-damen er desværre røget i svinget...

Mvh Mika

@Miwala

Sidder du i en lille båd og gynger? :)

Det lyder sgu nice med snart 14 dages fri...

@halabalousa

I det mindste har du en rytme!


Jeg har de sidste dage sovet til kl 16-17-18 stykker og ville så få mig en normal rytme ved at stå op en time tidlige pr dag.

Så stod jeg så op kl 18 en dag, så kl 17 den næste. Så var jeg så gået tidligt iseng (kl 08:30) for at kunne stå op kl 16. men nej nej så stod jeg først op kl 20. Nu tager jeg mig en kold tyrker og går først i seng søndag nat når mtts er færdige. Det er Fucked.


OG tak Miwala for de sorte jokes

@Bajawa

"Den er da meget sød. Men jeg tror ikke Van Damme og Dolph Lundgren er helt enige med dig med de andre emner."

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

The Chuck er en giftig fætter :-)

@bajawa

Ja en rytme er det da i det mindste, men det er noget med at gå i seng et vilkårligt tidpunkt om natten og vågne om 3 timer efter og ikke kan sove, derefter en lang morfar om eftermiddagen :D

Det ved en kold tyrker virkede desværre ikke for mig sidste gang jeg forsøgte...