ja lad os hylde alle de klovne der gør det sjovt og profitabelt at spille poker, jeg lægger ud med denne perle:
PokerStars Game #12798688699: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/10/23 - 12:52:46 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SportsMoney ($29.95 in chips)
Seat 2: cigar_queen ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 3: djofferaa ($56.15 in chips)
Seat 4: cardinalcraz ($22.75 in chips)
Seat 5: andypok ($66.20 in chips)
Seat 6: JWolf615 ($12.30 in chips)
cigar_queen: posts small blind $0.25
djofferaa: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djofferaa [2♣ A♠]
cardinalcraz: folds
andypok: folds
JWolf615: folds
SportsMoney: calls $0.50
cigar_queen: calls $0.25
djofferaa: checks
*** FLOP *** [Q♠ A♣ 4♥]
cigar_queen: checks
djofferaa: checks
SportsMoney: checks
*** TURN *** [Q♠ A♣ 4♥] [6♦]
cigar_queen: checks
djofferaa: bets $1
SportsMoney: calls $1
cigar_queen: folds
*** RIVER *** [Q♠ A♣ 4♥ 6♦] [3♦]
djofferaa: bets $2
SportsMoney: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
djofferaa: shows [2♣ A♠] (a pair of Aces)
SportsMoney: shows [A♥ A♦] (three of a kind, Aces)
SportsMoney collected $7.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.50 | Rake $0.35
Board [Qs Ac 4h 6d 3d]
Seat 1: SportsMoney (button) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($7.15) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: cigar_queen (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: djofferaa (big blind) showed [2c As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: cardinalcraz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: andypok folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JWolf615 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
En hyldest til donksene
scary board for AA
er jeg virkelig den eneste der har disse hænder hvor man bare tænker wtf:)
nej djoffer, bare ikke andre der gider poste.
har da også denne lille perle:
PokerStars Game #12798437578: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/10/23 - 12:35:33 (ET)
Table 'Botha' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: needcashquik ($80.90 in chips)
Seat 2: djofferaa ($64.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Parseval ($53.90 in chips)
Seat 4: al4h ($108 in chips)
Seat 5: rschlop ($28.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Haawkz ($22.95 in chips)
djofferaa: posts small blind $0.25
Parseval: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djofferaa [A♣ K♠]
al4h: calls $0.50
rschlop: calls $0.50
Haawkz: raises $1.50 to $2
needcashquik: folds
djofferaa: raises $5 to $7
Parseval: calls $6.50
al4h: folds
rschlop: folds
Haawkz: raises $15.95 to $22.95 and is all-in
djofferaa: raises $41.45 to $64.40 and is all-in
Parseval: calls $46.90 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [J♠ 2♠ 4♠]
*** TURN *** [J♠ 2♠ 4♠] [T♥]
*** RIVER *** [J♠ 2♠ 4♠ T♥] [K♥]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
djofferaa: shows [A♣ K♠] (a pair of Kings)
Parseval: mucks hand
djofferaa collected $61.90 from side pot
Haawkz: mucks hand
djofferaa collected $66.85 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $131.75 Main pot $66.85. Side pot $61.90. | Rake $3
Board [Js 2s 4s Th Kh]
Seat 1: needcashquik (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: djofferaa (small blind) showed [A♣ K♠] and won ($128.75) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Parseval (big blind) mucked [7♦ 7♠]
Seat 4: al4h folded before Flop
Seat 5: rschlop folded before Flop
Seat 6: Haawkz mucked [8♠ 9♥]
Man skal ikke kaste med sten..........
Game #3453226863: Hold'em NL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/03/13 - 16:48:41 (CET)
Table "Tansy" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: elghajj ($26.41 in chips)
Seat 2: _winston ($80.66 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($64.65 in chips)
Seat 4: nygaard84 ($48 in chips)
Seat 5: 5432 ($79.45 in chips)
Seat 6: djofferaa ($51.40 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
nygaard84: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Hero [3c 5s]
5432: folds
djofferaa: calls $0.50
elghajj: folds
_winston: raises to $80.66 and is all-in
Hero: folds
nygaard84: folds
djofferaa: is all-in $50.90
Returned uncalled bets $29.26 to _winston
----- FLOP ----- [Kh Jh Qh]
----- TURN ----- [Kh Jh Qh][Ts]
----- RIVER ----- [Kh Jh Qh Ts][8d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
_winston: shows [9c Jd] (A Straight, King high)
djofferaa: shows [Tc Qs] (Two Pairs, Queens and Tens, King high)
_winston collected $100.55 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $103.55 Main pot $100.55 Rake $3
Board [Kh Jh Qh Ts 8d]
Seat 1: elghajj folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: _winston (button) showed [9c Jd] and won ($100.55) with A Straight, King high
Seat 3: Hero (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nygaard84 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 5432 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: djofferaa showed [Tc Qs] and lost with Two Pairs, Queens and Tens, King high
****HAND ENDS****
LOOL n1 John
øhh fake hand history?? Hedder kun djofferaa på PokerStars hvor jeg har spillet siden juli og så vidst nok også på interpoker hvor jeg så vidt jeg erindrer ikke har været aktiv siden Betsafe åbnet...??
Det nok bare en anden djofferaa så . . . . .
Crypto
lol så skal jeg sgu havde været stiv og på stoffer hvis jeg har fundet min gamle interpoker bruger frem, skal jeg selvfølgelig da heller ikke udelukke....
