Et kapitel om poker.

Jeg postede for et stykke tid siden dette stykke kliche poker til "noget" jeg er ved at skrive. Der var vist et par stykker her der kunne li" det:)
Her har jeg så lige rettet lidt så det passer bedre. Kom endelig med en analyse om hvorfor vor hovedperson burde have smidt 7h 9h preflop selvom han havde god position:) Et par af sætningerne er egentlig i kursiv som tanker, men gad ikke lige rette til pokernet formatering.


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"I call" Michael says while putting another stack of chips worth 150$ on the table. He"s been sitting at Binion"s Horseshoe Casino all night. Ripping off tourists is his deal. Pretty much how he makes his living. The pre-flop pot has somehow made its way to 1350$. The game is No Limit Texas Hold "em, the game of the gamblers, the winners and the fools. Only three players remain in the hand. I shouldn"t have made that call. It"s fucking stupid. My eyes have been cheating me four times tonight. This time I"m sure I"ve got shit though. Where except for losing will this hand take me. Fucking 79 of hearts. Whatever, I"ve made 20 kilos tonight. What are these 150$ gonna change. While waiting for the fortysomething year old texan guy to call, Michael scratches the back of his head thinking about getting home to his craphole of a home. Playing it cool with a bluff strong enough to strike Gus Hansen dead is what these cards are going to get me, I"ve been tight enough, that"s for sure. The flop is an 8 of hearts, a ten of hearts and amazingly a jack of hearts. What the fuck is going on? This can"t be happening. I hit a fucking straight flush on the flop. Let"s see how this guy plays it, I"m on the button, I just have to wait and take what"s coming. A guy who looks like this might be his first time to Binion"s puts his hand to his cheek. In a splitsecond he has taken a quarter of his stack, which equals exactly 5000$, and put it on the table. What the heck does this guy think he is doing? Might be a bluff, or maybe he actually hit the flush on flop. Stupid bet. If the texan haven"t got the flush he"ll fold, and if I hadn"t either I would too. "Wellah, it"s about time to get home to Lubbock. Aaa"m all in!" Ok. Looks like newguy just found a mousetrap in the cookie jar. As goes for our texan pal here I feel sorry for him, he doesn"t have a clue I"ve got him almost no matter what. He"s put in another 4400$ on top of the 5000$ from newguy"s appearant bluff. 9400$ plus newguy"s 5000$ plus the 1350$ put in the pot pre-flop equals... Shit I"m tired. 15750$ I"m gonna be rich on one single hand. Great, fantastic... Fucking marvellous. Time to paaaatay! "I call" Michael finally responds after considering where to throw the city"s hottest party. Michael raises an eyebrow as newguy does not fold right away as he was expected to. "What the heck, let"s have some fun, I call!". Weird... Well, just means more money for me. The dealer turns over the turn. A queen of hearts. Doesnt make things much worse. Now one of them must"ve hit the flush. Better be newguy, I"ve been looking forward to this opportunity to rip him off all night. He has hit his ace high flush and I"ve got the straight flush. He must believe I"ve got the king. And now he"s gonna go all-in. Just as Mike predicted the newguy gestures an all-in and puts the rest of his chips in front of him. The smile on Michaels face is as wide as it has never been before, a poker face means nothing now. It"s all up to him. Michael turns over his stack onto the table with an all-in gesture. He knows he is going to win. The smile on newguy"s face doesn"t scare Mike a bit.
The dealer turns over the river. A king of hearts. The guy jumps from his chair screaming "TAKE THAT SUCKERS! ROYAL FLUSH!" as he lets his ace of hearts drop to the table followed by a ridiculous 4 of clubs. "I"m gonna kill ya ya IDIOT!" the texan screams as he drops his king and a nine . He hit his straight on the flop and was really supposed to win if noone had two hearts. Th

Been there done that...:-)
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/LeChok

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