Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Fake HH IGEN-IGEN :( ?
06-10-2009 12:00
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LOL ( ^ _ ^ )
06-10-2009 12:33
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice!
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch - HE alone tells time!
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Lad os bare få dem alle sammen på banen :)
06-10-2009 12:36
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fååk der er mange sjove facts... Som man faktisk ikke er klar over
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
06-10-2009 13:00
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fryden OP
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
06-10-2009 13:10
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fryden OP
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
06-10-2009 13:43
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Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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