Favorit filmcitater???

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Ja som overskriften siger -> Hvad er jeres favorit film citater?

Denne er epic: "How did I fail women studies, I love bitches"

Evt. kan man gætte hvilken film det er fra!!!

29-09-2010 19:09 #2| 0

"If something is hard to do, then its not worth doing"

29-09-2010 19:14 #3| 0

"The next thing you put in my mouth, you're gonna lose"

29-09-2010 19:17 #4| 0

@Hamder det er fra How High =)

"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do."

29-09-2010 19:18 #6| 0

I had a dream about this moment... When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here.

29-09-2010 19:18 #5| 0

"I want my steak rare. Just de-horn it, wipe it´s ass and send it in"

29-09-2010 19:19 #7| 0

"say hallo to my little friend"

29-09-2010 19:21 #8| 0

"Buon giorno, Principesse!"

29-09-2010 19:21 #9| 0

Øhmm kan sq ikke lige huske det nu...


Jeg vender tilbage.

29-09-2010 19:21 #10| 0

with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try


when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.


Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless

29-09-2010 19:21 #11| 0

"There is a tiger... IN THE BATHROOM!"

29-09-2010 19:24 #12| 0

I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

29-09-2010 19:26 #13| 0

"I'll catch you on the flipside!" Boonduck Saints

"A bastard from a basket!" There will be blood

29-09-2010 19:31 #15| 0

Sex Panther! 60% of the time, it works every time!

29-09-2010 19:31 #14| 0

What we got here is failure to communicate.

Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing.

29-09-2010 19:32 #16| 0

"Vi er jo bare kokke", I kina spiser de hunde.

" Nobody put's a baby in the corner, Dirty dancing.

29-09-2010 19:32 #17| 0

"I love women. I have all their albums"


" First you get money, then you get the power - and then you get the pussy"

29-09-2010 19:33 #19| 0

Judge Bristol: ...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?

William H. Bonney: Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell.

29-09-2010 19:33 #18| 0

Raging Bull (1980)

Joey LaMotta: What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.

29-09-2010 19:34 #20| 0

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

29-09-2010 19:40 #21| 0

"I'll cut off your balls and stick em up your ass, so the next time you shit... You will shit all over your own balls!"

og

"I dont trust women.. It would be sick to trust anything, that bleeds instantly for a whole week without dying."

29-09-2010 19:41 #22| 0

@moffa

Elsker det heat-citat!!

29-09-2010 19:54 #23| 0

And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for, 'cause it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts forever...

29-09-2010 20:01 #24| 0

IMO kan det her filmcitat ikke blive vildere! :)

I am like God, and God is like me. I am as large as god, he is small as I. He cannot be above me ! :)

29-09-2010 20:17 #25| 0

"Did you know that after the heart stops beating, the brain keeps working for well over seven minutes? We still have six more minutes to play"

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof"

29-09-2010 20:29 #26| 0

Gæt film:
"I´ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!"

29-09-2010 20:46 #27| 0

"Yippie-ka-yay, motherfucker!"

29-09-2010 20:53 #28| 0

Just when I think I am out, they pull me back in!

29-09-2010 20:54 #29| 0

Har du nogensinde prøvet af blive slået ihjel? jeg kommer tilbage om et øjeblik. Ulf Pilgaard

29-09-2010 20:56 #30| 0

@cDavids

Den sidste er V for Vendetta, og det citat er så fucking genialt!

29-09-2010 20:59 #32| 0
29-09-2010 20:59 #31| 0

1 You're an actor. Act, motherfucker


2 Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying

29-09-2010 21:00 #33| 0

"Sprechen Sie Dick?"

29-09-2010 21:02 #34| 0

You're my boy Blue.. you're my boy..

29-09-2010 21:05 #35| 0
chrrrist29-09-2010 19:53
Just when I think I am out, they pull me back in!


Godfather it is
29-09-2010 21:06 #36| 0

My parachute is a napsack

29-09-2010 21:10 #37| 0

money never sleeps...

29-09-2010 21:47 #38| 0

Undrer mig over den ikke har været her endnu. Ikke mit yndlingscitat, men helt sikkert ét af dem.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

29-09-2010 21:59 #39| 0

"...That could cause a disruption of the space-time continuum, starting a chain-reaction that could mean the end of the entire universe. Granted that is a worst-case scenario, the effect may be limited to just our own galaxy"

"Roads? Where we're going we dont need roads!"

Generelt er den trilogi saa spaekfyldt med guldkorn at vi nok sagtens kunne lave en rigtig lang traad kun med det :)

29-09-2010 22:04 #40| 0

"I'm your huckleberry"

Doc Holliday
- Tombstone

29-09-2010 22:07 #41| 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6OR71VU010 - Hele den her scene er mit yndlingscitat
29-09-2010 22:14 #42| 0

I can't buy a pack of cigarettes without running into nine guys you fucked.

I killed your cat, thought it would put an end to our relationship.
-Boondock Saints

29-09-2010 22:24 #43| 0

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”

"In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one."

"Do you ever feel lonely?"
"Only around people."

"What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?"

29-09-2010 22:35 #44| 0

Get busy living or get busy dying. - Shawshank Redemption

Denne er også griner nok.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1KfrlI0mU

29-09-2010 22:42 #45| 0

Mod det uendelige univers!

29-09-2010 22:44 #46| 0

+1 Apollys

29-09-2010 22:45 #47| 0

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

Nok også fordi jeg elsker filmen.

29-09-2010 23:12 #48| 0

''du har en pøls på hovedet''

29-09-2010 23:14 #49| 0

@ Skodko +1

Jeg har lige set filmen for første gang, og det var seriøst det svedigste jeg længe har hørt.

29-09-2010 23:21 #50| 0

"Afterall Im still paying you with your own money" Noget der minder om det :D

29-09-2010 23:22 #51| 0

You get me slapped with a fine. You pick fights with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral home by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruined my relationship with Veronica! What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

Clerks.

29-09-2010 23:32 #52| 0

When I get out of here..... I'm gonna do so much cocain and rape so many fine bitches. I'm gonna be like "Yo, what time is it? 5 O'clock allready? Shit, I gotta go rape myself some bitches" You know what I'm saying?

Sure thing.... 5 O'clock.... Bitch-raping time......

29-09-2010 23:36 #53| 0

Homer ser på stjerneskud:

"I wish God was alive to see this."

29-09-2010 23:46 #54| 0

"I have to return som videotapes."

+500 epic Will Ferrel quotes :)

Er også nogle win i Big Lebowski, men kan ikk lige huske dem..

29-09-2010 23:52 #55| 0

"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin' about is Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage."

30-09-2010 00:00 #56| 0

"i said, put the bunny back in the box"

30-09-2010 00:03 #57| 0

+1 hilberado

"I am Jack's cold sweat. " er også deroppe ad, sammen med en masse fra football factory :-)

30-09-2010 00:06 #58| 0

Alt fra Blinkende Lygter

30-09-2010 00:07 #60| 0

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper, baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

30-09-2010 00:07 #59| 0

"Who's your fuckin boss, huh? Who's your boss?"

Tony Soprano

30-09-2010 00:10 #61| 0

@kris_rem

Er den sidste ik' Jason Statham? Kan sgu ik' sætte titel på, men mener lige jeg har hørt den :)

30-09-2010 00:15 #62| 0

Where do we go Lloyd? ... I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

30-09-2010 00:16 #63| 0

Vi er ude i den Tarrantino med det fedeste soundtrack :)

30-09-2010 00:18 #64| 0

@zero

Det er vist Pulp Fiction..

30-09-2010 00:19 #66| 0

Ari Gold

30-09-2010 00:19 #65| 0

Ahh for helvede ja self, Pulp Fiction og sguda Willis! :)

30-09-2010 00:24 #68| 0

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers

30-09-2010 00:24 #67| 0

when i say jump , you say how high

kan ikke huske filmen dog. Nogen der kan?

30-09-2010 00:31 #69| 0

@haxi - Universal Soldier - og omkvæd i Bullet in the head med RATM :)

30-09-2010 01:17 #70| 0

Denne bringer minder frem

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4

30-09-2010 01:25 #71| 0

"Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions; one of the old soldiers gone forever; Bright gone for a seven; and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain.
After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it... course it fucking was!" Tommy Johnson, Football Factory

30-09-2010 01:52 #72| 0

Jeg ved ikke om det er favoritten, men det er deroppe.

"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me."


The Libertine

30-09-2010 02:23 #73| 0

jeg er træt af jer, træt, træt til døden.....Egon Olsen:-)

30-09-2010 02:29 #74| 0

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach- around.

30-09-2010 02:32 #75| 0

"You roll the dice, and you deal with it"

The Hurt Locker

30-09-2010 02:41 #76| 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk&feature=PlayList&p=AFE856F6E56EB7BF&index=0&playnext=1

Og "It's not how hard you hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward"

"BÆ-KO"

"Vi jaaaaager"

"Det skal jeg da ha' Thorkild, det skal jeg da haaaaaa"

Priceless Ari Gold: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyXeClFPNfA&feature=related

"Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does"

"You take the blue pill, the story ends and you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbithole goes.."

"Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't."
Compilation af nice quotes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=flqSxyHHnA8

"The first rule of Fight Club is, you don't talk about Fight Club"

"My mama always use to tell me, life is like a box of chocholate, you never know what you gonna get"

"This is very cruel, Oskar. You're giving them hope. You shouldn't do that. *That's* cruel!"

"Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't. "

"Michael: All right. This one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs.
Kay Adams: Is it true? Is it?
Michael: No. "

"Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay? "
30-09-2010 02:48 #77| 0

Og lige nogle fra Inception:

"Don't you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone! "

"Arthur: Quick, give me a kiss!
[She kisses him and then looks around]
Ariadne: They're still looking at us.
Arthur: Yeah, it's worth a shot. "

"Cobb: I came here to tell you... something.
[pause]
Cobb: Something that... you once knew to be true.
Saito: [remembering] Impossible... "

"Eventually, She tells me the truth that she was possessed by an idea, just one simple idea that changed everything, that our world wasn't real"

30-09-2010 09:29 #78| 0
Moderator

"Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen"

" Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."

" If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

30-09-2010 09:51 #79| 0

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

30-09-2010 10:03 #80| 0

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane :

Ford Fairlane: I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.

[to his erection]
Ford Fairlane: Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. Write down my number: 555-6321 Got it?
Twin Club Girl: Yeah. Wait a minute. 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies.
Ford Fairlane: No shit, honey. What do you think this is? Real life?


Ford Fairlane: So many assholes... So few bullets...


Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women...
Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons...

30-09-2010 10:10 #81| 0

Proletaren+1

ellers: "say hello to my little friend"

30-09-2010 10:17 #82| 0

"Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me."

30-09-2010 10:20 #83| 0

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

30-09-2010 10:23 #84| 0

Sauron , obv scarface , konge citat/film

30-09-2010 10:29 #85| 0

"OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything"
"Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?"
"No"
"So then, you haven't seen everything"

Fra Filmen "Team America"

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Også fra Team America"

30-09-2010 10:32 #86| 0

"Har de nogen børn Donna Lucia?"

Ja, millioner. Jeg er død. Min mand er enke. Der hvor kaffen kommer fra.

*********

"Skal jeg sætte dem(Blomster) i vand?"

nej ellers tak jeg står udemærket her!

30-09-2010 10:56 #87| 0

Hvordan kan den her ikke være med endnu? :)

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

eller nogle LoTR citater

Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

eller kort og godt

Gollum: Myyy preciouuus!

:)

30-09-2010 11:07 #88| 0

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

30-09-2010 11:26 #89| 0
"Where do we go Lloyd? ... I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."

YEAH!

Eller fra Man On Fire.

"Forgiveness is a matter of them and god. My job is just to setup the meeting"
30-09-2010 12:39 #90| 0

Victims, aren't we all...

30-09-2010 13:05 #91| 0

Imo er det mega fail der endnu ikke er nogen citater fra King Pin:

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]

Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

---

Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.
Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this.

30-09-2010 13:11 #92| 0

@ Homemade

Charles tante


"If you say no to El Guapo, you can no longer live"

30-09-2010 13:58 #93| 0
Denny Crane
30-09-2010 14:10 #94| 0

Gotta ask yourself one question, did he fire six shots or only five?
Do you feel lucky?
Well do you, punk?

30-09-2010 14:27 #95| 0

money won is twice as nice as money earned.

30-09-2010 14:58 #96| 0

@knæleren

Dirty Harry - sudden impact

30-09-2010 14:59 #97| 0

3 klasse citater fra samme film. Især med den måde de udtales.

Tony Montana: I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.


Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.


Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (råber)

30-09-2010 15:05 #98| 0

" hva faen tror du man får for en pose 25 ører, hvis bare ikk kjeld havde været så fed??? hva, skal det nu være min skyld?? ja, var det ikke din skyld vognen den brød sammen, du er er alr for fed mand!! - det passer ikke!!

Du er smælderfed mann :D

obv klart den bedste danske EVER!!!

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grinemaskinen, latter på dåse, når der ikke er noget at grine af mere, når selvangivelssen kommer, når svigermor er på besøg, så tryk på den lille maskine, og straks er den klar til at grine og grine og grine, - og så er den fantastisk billig: 3 kroner stykker, 3 for en 10 ´er... - det er simpelthen fundet på gaden til de penge:)

olsen banden


30-09-2010 15:29 #99| 0

@Granaten11

"hva faen tror du man får for en pose 25 ører, hvis bare ikk kjeld havde været så fed??? hva, skal det nu være min skyld?? ja, var det ikke din skyld vognen den brød sammen, du er er alr for fed mand!! - det passer ikke!!

Du er smælderfed mann"


Uden tvivl den sjoveste scene i dansk films historie :-)

30-09-2010 15:38 #100| 0

hvad for fil er det her fra?

Did I stutter? 5 Seconds ago it was like a night at the Apollo in this motherfucka' and now it's quiet as a church

30-09-2010 15:39 #101| 0

olsen banden på sporet er ligeledes den bedste olsen banden film :)

30-09-2010 16:28 #102| 0

Worm: "It's just like the saying says, you know? In the poker game of life, women are the rake - they are the fuckin' rake."

Mason: "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!"

30-09-2010 16:52 #103| 0

"Whats inside of me? Whats inside of me? WHATS IN-FUCKIN-SIDE OF ME?"

30-09-2010 17:26 #104| 0

The sun and moon... the ebb and flow
of the Pacific tides... global
warming... the very angle of the
Earth upon its axis... these are
just some of the things I control in
my world.

30-09-2010 17:32 #105| 0

@joppedk
Poolhall Junkies?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0273982/

30-09-2010 17:43 #106| 0

Juniregn skaber udbredt morgentåge

30-09-2010 18:33 #107| 0

"There are no answers, only choices." (Fra den filosofiske sci-fi film "Solaris" (i Steven Soderberghs version)).

30-09-2010 18:36 #108| 0

"ved du hvor vi skal hen kjeld??? Vi skal derhen hvor broccolien gror"

KLASSE!

30-09-2010 18:47 #109| 0

Jenson Poolhall Junkies

Bingo.. faktisk en Fed film hvis folk ik har set den så..


Doo it. Doo it, Doo it

hvad film er det fra?

30-09-2010 19:40 #110| 0

@aab4ever

" Nobody put's a baby in the corner, Dirty dancing.

Ikke for at ødelægge dit favorit filmcitat, men er ret sikker på det ikke er 'a baby', men 'Nobody puts Baby in a corner'. ;)

30-09-2010 19:43 #111| 0

in the game of life, women are the fucking rake

30-09-2010 19:44 #112| 0

Er jeg ikke snart oppe på 3000 posts

01-10-2010 00:13 #113| 0

Det bliver ikke mere legendarisk end dette citat...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0

01-10-2010 00:43 #114| 0

"prangstar
29-09-2010 18:31
What we got here is failure to communicate.
" + 1

Cool Hand Luke. Klassefilm.


Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

01-10-2010 01:14 #115| 0

damon: what fucking saying is that?
norton: I dont know there should be one

01-10-2010 02:18 #116| 0

Gamle mænd i nye biler:

"I would like a meatroom with a tavle" - "You would like to hold meat with a towel?"
"yes!"

P. Diddy i Get him to the Greek "You can't outrun me I´m black!"

01-10-2010 02:41 #117| 0

Danny Archer: I like to get kissed before I get fucked.

01-10-2010 02:45 #118| 0

But dad, what if I want wings?

Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

This wedding is horse shit!

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

Alle fra StepBrothers.

01-10-2010 06:36 #119| 0

Som en anden os har fra Fear and Loathing.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"


KLASSE!

01-10-2010 08:08 #120| 0

@Haxi

when i say jump , you say how high

kan ikke huske filmen dog. Nogen der kan?


Det er fra Jerry McGuire.

Af Cuba "Show me the Money" Gooding Jr.

01-10-2010 13:43 #121| 0

@ huckleb

"I'm your huckleberry"

Doc Holliday
- Tombstone


Kongefilm, kongecitat. Men som 99.9% af alle der citerer den scene er det et forkert citat.

Doc Holliday siger: "I am your hucklebearer".

En hucklebearer er en af de 6 der bærer kisten ud. En huckle er det håndtag der sidder på en kiste.

01-10-2010 13:47 #122| 0

+ 1 million til Apocalypse now citatet:

I just love the smell of napalm in the morning

+1 million til Dirty Harry citatet:

I know what you are thinking. Was that 5 or 6 shots?. Well to tell you the truth I dont know for sure myself, so you just gotta be asking yoruself one question: Do I feel lucky today?. WELL DO YA, PUNK?!?!?

Løst fra hukommelsen.


Og så er det mig en gåde at der ikke er nogen der har nævnt introen til Full Metal Jacket.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUnw4YRxtrg

Skuespilleren var rent faktisk drill-sergeant i marines og var inde omkring filmen som konsulent for den originale skuespiller. Stanley Kubrik var dog ret imponeret af hans intensitet og han fik rollen.

01-10-2010 13:56 #123| 0

Damn der er mange gode her, får lyst til at se mange af de film igen..

Har også en fra Boondock Saints:

Rocco: "Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, that her head looks like a fucking egg?"

+ obv alt Ari Gold siger

01-10-2010 14:31 #124| 0

"And don't be callin' me no fuckin' dishwasher, or I'll kick you fuckin' monkey ass! "

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