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"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
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16-02-2009 22:43
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16-02-2009 22:45
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LOL! :D
Den hjemmeside har jeg opdaget for et par dage siden. Fandme nogle gode grinere imellem.
16-02-2009 22:54
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ROFL
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Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
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16-02-2009 23:01
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Der er helt sikkert nogle gode nogen i mellem, men de fleste må imo være pure opspind?!
16-02-2009 23:20
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Er der nogle af jer, der har spillet Motorstorm: Pacific Rift? Muligvis det største bad beat nogensinde!
16-02-2009 23:31
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De fleste må IMO være opdigtede ja, men fuck nogle af dem er sjove alligevel;D
"Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML"
16-02-2009 23:44
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"Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML"
LOL
16-02-2009 23:44
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
LOL
16-02-2009 23:54
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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML
LOL!!!
17-02-2009 00:07
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Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and have sex with me.' He never responded.
Klasse.
17-02-2009 00:08
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"Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me." FML
17-02-2009 01:20
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Det er underligt, at de allesammen starter med "Today, ....." :D
17-02-2009 01:26
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"Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML"
17-02-2009 01:31
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Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
17-02-2009 01:40
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Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML
17-02-2009 01:40
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Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
Haha
17-02-2009 02:10
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Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
17-02-2009 02:19
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Denne er heller ikke rar:
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
17-02-2009 09:04
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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
17-02-2009 09:45
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Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML
Fed side :-)
17-02-2009 15:20
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Today I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment and I told her I didn't have a condom. She responded by laughing in my face and upon realizing my look of confusion said "Oh, you actually thought I'd have sex with you?" FML
17-02-2009 15:46
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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
17-02-2009 16:07
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Kan ikke se hvorfor de nødvendigvis skal være opdigtede....................ikke at de ikke kunne være det, men der er da ikke meget af det der, der er voldsomt urealistisk, udover stavekontrollen, måske.
Eller er min omgangskreds bare bedre til at dele vores bommerter end andre?
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