Golf Joke som skal læses !

Buttercups & a Golf Lesson
>
>Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into
>the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
>
>Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
>buttercup in the patch.
>
>All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
>appeared.
>
>She said, "I"m Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
>buttercups? Just for that, you won"t have any butter for your popcorn the
>rest of your life; better still, you won"t have any butter for your toast
>for the rest of your life.. as a matter of fact, you won"t have any butter
>for anything the rest of your life!"
>
>THEN POOF!....she was gone.
>
>After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Peter. "Pete,
>where are you?"
>
>Peter yells back, "I"m over here, in the pussy willows."
>
>Dave yells back......"DON"T SWING, Peter! DON"T SWING!!!"

mahahahaha

Thank you. Really funny.