Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and want to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice.
And she adds, "I hope you don"t mind, but I feel much luckier when I"m completely nude."
With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don"t know. I thought YOU were watching."
ha
14-03-2005 17:01
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14-03-2005 17:41
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hehe -
14-03-2005 18:44
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Jaa, vi kan jo godt lide patter!!
14-03-2005 23:43
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Er det her genbrug, eller er det et andet sted jeg har læst de sidste par vitser?
15-03-2005 07:15
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Der findes kun 7 grundvittigheder. Alle de andre er varianter.
Storm P. sagde engang: "Det gør ikke noget, vittigheden er gammel. Blot tilhøreren er ny".
15-03-2005 07:44
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haha den er sq humor :)
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