Humor i natten:)

Sakset fra bash.org - nogengange lidt langt mellem guldkornene, men her er et par stykker:

#164094 +(2670)- [X]

<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
<Naive-EOC> Dead?
<Derid-EOC> In the Field?
<Ball-licker> In jail?
<Humur> Killing each other?
<Naive-EOC> Stealing?
<Sailym> Covered in blood?
<Humur> 5$ a piece?
<Derid-EOC> Stupid?
<Jaayy> ...
<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!

#244367 +(941)- [X]

<@Nosferatu> Sensitive men do exist...
<@Nosferatu> A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
<@Nosferatu> leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
<@Nosferatu> bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of
<@Nosferatu> cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
<@Nosferatu> medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
<@Nosferatu> the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would
<@Nosferatu> have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but
<@Nosferatu> she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by
<@Nosferatu> his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
<@Nosferatu> other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
<@Nosferatu> After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
<@Nosferatu> there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks,
<@Nosferatu> smiling, "Well, how was it?"
<@Nosferatu> The guy says:
<@Nosferatu> "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


#234970 +(5264)- [X]

<Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
<Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
<Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
<Tedward> he asks her for his $250.
<Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
<Tedward> what?
<Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
<Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.


#536591 +(1300)- [X]

IAn553: I love making fun of the Amish online.
Eddie0235: Why?
IAn553: Cause they'll never find out.

#137222 +(471)- [X]

< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally

hehe gode gamle bash :D det er sku klasse at stene =)

prøv at læs EP tråden igen...

Apropos den tråd...

#99060 +(24063)- [X]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

@FComhood

LOOOL

morgen.. haha go griner

Hmm, kan huske der var en tilsvarende side på dansk?! Men kan baaare ikke google mig frem til den.
Nogen der kan huske siden?! Der var virkelig også gode guldkorn imellem..

siff, www.parseerror.dk

@ Siffer

Der er nogle ok på www.xplayn.com under hhv. logs og 1-liners.. mange interne jokes dog.

<Kimmer> FUCK hvor pinligt! Jeg sad foran compen og onanerede mens der var en vinduespudser udenfor vinduet