Hvilken pokerspiller er du?

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Live Tourney Player:

- 85% of your life is depressing.
- You enjoy wearing hooded sweatshirts and complaining about things.
- You aren’t a friendly person.
- Your favorite sport is football but your favorite team is the Detroit Lions.
- You have a nickname that your friends gave you when you were younger and it makes no sense.

Online Cash Player:

- You are mediocre at everything you do, but think you’re awesome.
- You’re a strange looking person.
- You own a cat with a quirky personality.
- You love sports and even though you’re somewhat uncoordinated you are a decent basketball player.
- Your kitchen is covered with dirty dishes, pots, and utensils yet you don’t remember every using it.

HU SNG Player:

- You’ve been into at least two fights, but they were all against people smaller than you and they didn’t last more than 30 seconds.
- Whenever you play poker and you’re the big blind, no matter what the action is preceding you, you call.
- You have ADD.
- You have a lot of friends, but they all think you suck.
- You especially like South Park episodes that revolve around Randy Marsh.
- When a little kid passes you on the street, and he makes a face at you, you get extremely angry.

Live Cash Player:

- You used to go to frat parties in college (although you weren’t in the fraternity) and you hung out with the most drunk people there.
- You are a bitter person.
- When you were younger, your Mom would clean your room every day and make you a delicious dinner every night and you still found her annoying.
- You think college football is more exciting than the NFL.
- You think reraising AK is ridiculous.

Online MTT player:

- You aren’t intelligent.
- You are capable of feeling unlucky the day after winning a 20000 person tournament for 250k.
- You think you’re good at omaha, but you’re not.
- Your favorite movie is Belly starring DMX, Nas and a Jamaican guy who’s accent is so thick that no one can understand one word he says, but he’s your favorite character anyway.
- You smoke a lot of weed.

HU Cash Player:

- Your idea of a good night is getting into a 3 hour argument with someone over politics or philosophy.
- You’re totally inept in one normal social skill that all your friends are above average in.
- You’re unconfrontational.
- You possibly don’t enjoy sports, but if you do you like baseball.
- You tried cocaine once, and loved it. But you haven’t done it since.
- You’re an overachiever.

22-03-2011 23:14 #2| 0

Jeg er HU SnG-spiller, men beskrivelsen af en Live tour-spiller passer sq nok bedre på mig...

22-03-2011 23:15 #3| 0

- 85% of your life is depressing.
- You enjoy wearing hooded sweatshirts and complaining about things.
- You aren’t a friendly person.
- Your favorite sport is football but your favorite team is the Detroit Lions.
- You have a nickname that your friends gave you when you were younger and it makes no sense.

Haha så godt ramt jo, men desværre elsker jeg amerikansk fodbold men har nu et rigtigt yndlings footballhold Rams som er lige så elendige. Hader dog tours, har ingen tålmodighed.

22-03-2011 23:19 #4| 0

- You aren’t intelligent.
- You are capable of feeling unlucky the day after winning a 20000 person tournament for 250k.
- You think you’re good at omaha, but you’re not.
- Your favorite movie is Belly starring DMX, Nas and a Jamaican guy who’s accent is so thick that no one can understand one word he says, but he’s your favorite character anyway.
- I smoke a lot of weed.

spot on

22-03-2011 23:40 #5| 0

"- You tried cocaine once, and loved it. But you haven’t done it since."

Ahhh... right

22-03-2011 23:45 #6| 0

Online MTT player:

- You aren’t intelligent.
- You are capable of feeling unlucky the day after winning a 20000 person tournament for 250k.
- You think you’re good at omaha, but you’re not.
- Your favorite movie is Belly starring DMX, Nas and a Jamaican guy who’s accent is so thick that no one can understand one word he says, but he’s your favorite character anyway.
- You smoke a lot of weed.

minus det med weed!

23-03-2011 00:02 #7| 0

Villain +1

23-03-2011 00:06 #8| 0

må være online MTT player af dem der :D

23-03-2011 00:23 #9| 0

Ingen af dem passer bare lidt på mig.

23-03-2011 00:43 #10| 0

et par stykker af dem passer lidt på mig :)

23-03-2011 03:14 #11| 0

Synes jeg kan relatere til mindst et punkt i dem alle.

fail?

23-03-2011 05:28 #12| 0

Jeg synes ogsaa mange af punkterne fra hver passer til mig :)

23-03-2011 05:48 #13| 0

Tydeligt at se at den er minded for heste-tyvene : ) Dog passer det fint det weed og coke

23-03-2011 11:08 #14| 0

Jeg har ca. 1-2 punkter på hver, der passer til mig.... Men jeg spiller sådan set også næsten alle tingene :)

23-03-2011 11:09 #15| 0

HAHA :D!

Så meget HU cash...har dog ikke prøvet kokain...

23-03-2011 11:19 #16| 0

Hmmmm

Jeg tror sgu slet ikke jeg er pokerspiller når jeg læser de beskrivelser.
Og måske er det rigtigt - jeg vinder ihvertfald aldrig noget.

23-03-2011 12:14 #17| 0

HU cash/online cash player, den er ikke meget forkert haha. Mit køkken er et rod, jeg har engang prøvet speed og har aldrig rørt det siden, elsker at diskutere filosofi og politik, er rimelig god til alting, dog for doven/depri til at blive rigtig god

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