sweet17 : Hi
Bloodninja : hello
Bloodninja : who is this?
sweet17 : just a someone?
Bloodninja : A someone I know?
sweet17 : nope
Bloodninja : Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17 : well sorrrrrry
sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja : why?
sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja : Hey wait a minute
sweet17 : yes?
Bloodninja : look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17 : paranoid?
Bloodninja : yes
sweet17 : of what?
sweet17 : me?
Bloodninja : No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17 : LOL
Bloodninja : Don't ****ing laugh at me!
Bloodninja : This **** is serious!
sweet17 : What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja : The cops.
sweet17 : gimme a ****ing break
Bloodninja : I'm serious.
sweet17 : I don't get it
Bloodninja : The cops are after me.
sweet17 : For what?
Bloodninja : I'm wanted in three states
sweet17 : For???
Bloodninja : It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja : I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja : Hello?
sweet17 : You are ****ing sick.
Bloodninja : Send me your picture.
sweet17 : why?
Bloodninja : so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17 : One of what?
Bloodninja : The cops.
sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja : Then send me your picture.
sweet17 : hold on
Bloodninja : Hurry up.
Bloodninja : Are you there?
Bloodninja : **** you, cop!
sweet17 : Hey sorry
sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja : I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja : When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja : Weren't you!?
sweet17 : thats not it
Bloodninja : Then what?
sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja : Most cops aren't
sweet17 : IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU *******!
Bloodninja : Then send me the picture.
sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja : Just send it through here.
sweet17 : alright *PIC*
sweet17 : Did you get it?
Bloodninja : Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17 : That was me back in may
sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja : I hope so
sweet17 : what?!?
sweet17 : that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja : Did it?
sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja : Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17 : yes
Bloodninja : Alright let me find it.
sweet17 : kks
Bloodninja : Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17 : this isn't you.
Bloodninja : I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17 : You don't look like that.
Bloodninja : How the hell do you know?
sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja : The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja : I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja : Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja : Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17 : Go **** yourself
Bloodninja : I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja : Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17 : you hurt me.
Bloodninja : And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja : Why would I do that?
sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja : I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17 : **** YOU!!!
Bloodninja : You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17 : You're a ****ING *******!
sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja : Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : No you aren't
Bloodninja : You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja : HAARRRRR!
sweet17 : I'm done with you
Bloodninja : Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja : Wait a sec
Bloodninja : We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja : Wanna start over?
sweet17 : No
Bloodninja : I'll eat your kitty
sweet17 : You'll what?
Bloodninja : You heard me.
Bloodninja : I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja : Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja : Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja : I get excited in different ways.
sweet17 : Like what?
Bloodninja : Do you really wanna know?
sweet17 : I don't know
Bloodninja : You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17 : I'm afraid to
Bloodninja : Why?
sweet17 : cause
Bloodninja : cause why?
sweet17 : well lets see
sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja : Nope
sweet17 : well its strange to me
Bloodninja : Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17 : I didn't say that
Bloodninja : So is that a yes?
sweet17 : I guess so.
Bloodninja : Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja : Are you willing?
sweet17 : What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja : I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17 : ???
Bloodninja : When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja : ok?
Bloodninja : Hello?
sweet17 : You can't be serious
Bloodninja : Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja : It's my fantasy.
sweet17 : this is retarded
Bloodninja : Do you want it or not?
sweet17 : Yes I want it.
Bloodninja : Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17 : sure
Bloodninja : Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja : I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja : You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja : I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja : I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17 : mmmm yeah
Bloodninja : uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17 : Har
Bloodninja : You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja : Your picture was really bad.
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja : Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja : I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja : Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja : I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja : I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder
Bloodninja : going limp
sweet17 : HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja : Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja : You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja : going limp
sweet17 : this is stupid
Bloodninja : ...still limp
Bloodninja : Do it!
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja : I turn you around to lick your *******.
Bloodninja : I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja : I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja : They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja : I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja : I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja : I ram it up your ass.
sweet17 : YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja : Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja : And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
Bloodninja : I kick you in the face!
sweet17 : **** YOU *******!!
Bloodninja : The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja : Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja : ...going limp again.
Bloodninja : Hello?
Bloodninja : Say it!
Bloodninja : HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now
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Isuzoom: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Isuzoom: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Isuzoom: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Isuzoom: I roll down the window and wipe off the
smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Isuzoom: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your
pants while kissing your neck
Isuzoom: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
Isuzoom:Underoos
victim: Wut?
Isuzoom: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You
like that?
Isuzoom: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and
the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn
out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Isuzoom: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the
waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and
caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and
stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly
on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you
carress my rising-rate fuel
pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my
nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression
drops in my cylinder. Was
it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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cheezedawg: Are you the one having trouble finding work?
cruzingurl82: Yes
cruzingurl82: why?
cheezedawg: just curious. I had the same problem a couple months back
cruzingurl82: are you from this area?
cheezedawg: not really. But I'm close by.
cruzingurl82: oh
cheezedawg: what do you do?
cruzingurl82: right now i'd do anything
cheezedawg: oh really?
cheezedawg: do you mean that?
cruzingurl82: you aren't some sick pervert are you?
cheezedawg: yes. why do you ask?
cruzingurl82: sorry I don't do that
cheezedawg: do what?
cruzingurl82: I have my self respect
cruzingurl82: prostitute
cheezedawg: WOAH!
cheezedawg: back up here
cheezedawg: I didn't offer you any money
cruzingurl82: so what do you want?
cheezedawg: to help
cruzingurl82: how?
cheezedawg: Can you commute to work?
cruzingurl82: yes but not that far.
cheezedawg: How about Dover? That's not too far.
cheezedawg: I can get you a job in Dover.
cruzingurl82: probally, but I'd like something closer.
cruzingurl82: what kind of job is it?
cheezedawg: Modeling
cruzingurl82: I tried that once.
cruzingurl82: wait a minute
cruzingurl82: you don't mean nude modeling do you?
cheezedawg: I know some model chicks in Dover that can hook you up.
cruzingurl82: please don't say that
cheezedawg: say what?
cruzingurl82: model chicks
cheezedawg: What's wrong with "Model Chicks"?
cruzingurl82: Well, its not very politically correct
cheezedawg: Ok then
cheezedawg: Female fashion represenatives.
cheezedawg: better?
cruzingurl82: LOL
cruzingurl82: much
cruzingurl82: I almost got into the field once before
cruzingurl82: I got scared and backed out
cheezedawg: what field? A baseball field?
cruzingurl82: NOOOO! LOL
cruzingurl82: Female fashion as you call it.
cheezedawg: what stopped you? Are you ugly?
cruzingurl82: NO!
cruzingurl82: I'm very cute
cruzingurl82: at least I think so.
cheezedawg: Show me
cruzingurl82: I don't even know your name
cheezedawg: It's Johnny
cruzingurl82: last name?
cheezedawg: Cheesedog
cruzingurl82: Cheesedog???
cheezedawg: Yes ma'am.
cruzingurl82: weird
cheezedawg: Yeah I know
cruzingurl82: What do you do Johnny?
cheezedawg: I haul dead bodies around
cruzingurl82: stop please
cheezedawg: Oops I forgot.
cheezedawg: I'm a transportation coordinator for the living impaired.
cruzingurl82: LOL
cruzingurl82: You're funny
cheezedawg: Am I? Gee thanks
cruzingurl82: I meant you're a funny guy
cheezedawg: Yes I've been told that before.
cruzingurl82: What do you really do?
cheezedawg: Ummmmm haul dead bodies around?
cheezedawg: HELLO??!!??
cruzingurl82: Are you serious?
cheezedawg: Sure as anything else
cruzingurl82: You work for a cemetary?
cheezedawg: We prefer to call it a resting ground for the breathing impaired.
cruzingurl82: LMAOOOO
cruzingurl82: You are a riot!
cheezedawg: And I'm sexy too!
cruzingurl82: I bet
cheezedawg: I am
cruzingurl82: You should be a comedian.
cheezedawg: Perhaps one day I will be.
cruzingurl82: do you have a picture?
cheezedawg: I have many
cruzingurl82: Can I see it?
cheezedawg: On one condition.
cheezedawg: hello???
cruzingurl82: What?
cheezedawg: I said I'll show you on one condition
cruzingurl82: What's that?
cheezedawg: I get to see yours.
cruzingurl82: Okay
cheezedawg: You first
cruzingurl82: Why do I have to be first?
cheezedawg: cause one of us has to be first.
cruzingurl82: why not you?
cheezedawg: Are we gonna play fifth grade games or are you gonna send it?
cruzingurl82: Okay hold your horses.
cheezedawg: *holding*
cheezedawg: *still holding*
cruzingurl82: here ya go *PIC*
cheezedawg: Looking.....
cruzingurl82: Okay
cheezedawg: Holy ****! This is really you?
cruzingurl82: yes
cheezedawg: *hands you a carrot*
cruzingurl82: what is that suppose to be?
cheezedawg: nothing
cheezedawg: so Whats up Doc?
cheezedawg: Daffy been giving you trouble lately?
cruzingurl82: what are you talking about?
cruzingurl82: are you gonna send me your picture now?
cheezedawg: Sure.
cheezedawg: Hey! I just thought of a great job for you!
cruzingurl82: Whats that?
cheezedawg: Working at a bar! You could make mad money!
cruzingurl82: I don't know how to bartend
cheezedawg: Nooooooo not as a bartender
cheezedawg: excuse me.... alcoholic beverage dispenser.
cruzingurl82: LOL Then what?
cheezedawg: Check this out
cheezedawg: You stand behind the bar while the bartender takes the orders.
cheezedawg: When a customer orders a beer you open your mouth...
cruzingurl82: I'm confused
cheezedawg: Then the bartender takes the beer....
cheezedawg: And pops the cap off on your two buck teeth!
cheezedawg: Everyone goes home happy!
cruzingurl82: **** off
cheezedawg: I'm just trying to help you sweety
cheezedawg: I know how hard it is to get work
cruzingurl82: so you make fun of me?
cheezedawg: I wasn't making fun of you
cruzingurl82: yes you were
cheezedawg: If I was making fun of you, I'd have told you to go get a job chewing through telephones with those things
cruzingurl82: **** YOU!
cruzingurl82: ****ING *******!
cheezedawg: I'm on a roll now.
cheezedawg: How about you suck my dick you buck: toothed whore?
cheezedawg: I'm sorry
cheezedawg: I meant "dentally challenged Vaginal sales represenative"
cruzingurl82: Eat **** and die loser
cruzingurl82: I don't need to floss right now with your little prick you ****ing LOSER!
cheezedawg: You'd need more than mine dick for that.
cheezedawg: Maybe a thick rope or a heavy metal chain....
cruzingurl82: I'm putting you on ignore
cheezedawg: Don't leave yet!
cheezedawg: I'm sorry
cheezedawg: I really want to help you find a job.
cheezedawg: Maybe you could use your teeth to pierce people's ears or something.
cheezedawg: One good CHOMP is all it should take
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Jeg græder af grin
HAHAHAH
Tusind tusind tak :D
- Fik faktisk tåre i øjne af det, havde sgu lige brug for en god omgang humor
Hvor finder jeg flere af den slags.
Btw; Bloodninja er for nice =D
Hahahaha, så priceless :D
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Synes det er en ganske fin point! :D
omfg jeg har ik grint så meget så længe. jeg ligger og græder nu:)
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Helt sikkert noget af det sjoveste jeg nogensinde har læst..
Trådens navn er spot on!
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
Hahahaha :D
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I read your reply on YouTube on that Mila Cyrus video.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> HI!!! cool u like MILEY cyrus too?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Absoultey not.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh y not? :(
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why do you is a better question. I don't see how being a "goregous singer" makes her music any good.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh i also like her voice!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> That was your first mistake.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> hey! cmon dont be a dick!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why not? I have one.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But seriously that's very dumb.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> NO IT ISNT DONT BE A JERKOFF
<Terrorist Sympathizer> This is just something you'll have to learn to accept in time I guess.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> whatev..you have a weird name lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Are you trying to make fun of me? I served in Iraq for your benefit I don't need to come home to this shit.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> geez. i was just saying..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I had to do some things I wasn't proud of and I'd rather not talk about it.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok okay sorry
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Anyways, So what's your real name?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> Alicia.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well that's a very pretty name.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> <3 THANKS! i don't really like it thou
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I see you have a lot of videos with half naked men.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh just the hawt 1s lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So you like someone at your school?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wel yes, theres alot of cute boys
<Terrorist Sympathizer> R U a WILD girl in school
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes totally lol! i get along with people
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you go to a lot of parties.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> actuually yes i do there fun y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> oh no that's fine.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> You dad doesn't mind?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i live with my mom she doesnt need to know! lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Do you mind if I hold you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> what?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well you know, like pretend hold you ;)
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ohhhhh!!!! ok sure play your cards right and u can do more than that ;)
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Can I kiss you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes i love kissing!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But I want to do more than kiss.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmm so do i!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you're the type of girl that will try most things at least once.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahh yes you got to live life right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Right.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> :)
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I want to bring you close to me.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> please
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bring you close to me and hold you in my strong arms
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm so warm!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I gently lick aorund your lips while slowly removing your bra
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> with im not wearing so bra is already off lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> feeling no bra i grab at your shirt and tear it off you ripping it in two
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> aw this shirt is to cute!
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i kiss your lips and put your hnads on my hips
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i pick you up and slam you on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh oh be gentle!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I genlty brush the hair off you face
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ah nice yeah
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slide my hands down your body to remove the rest of your clothes
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i sit up and start to pull off your shirt
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I smack your hand and shove both your shoulders back down on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> OO! alright tough guy :)
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i lean my head back hoping youll kiss my neck
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I do just that. And now that your body is entirely naked, I reach down into my giant bedside cooler and remove an ice cube.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh kinky! I like!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slowly rub the ice cube from your forehead down aroundyour neck
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh yes pleas keep going
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I rub the ice around the outside of your breasts
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh yes baby
<Terrorist Sympathizer> then I rub the ice around your nipples and watch them perk up in pleasure
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm nicee
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Seeing as how you are enjoying this I reach down for several more cubes and psread them all over your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh! :O Cold! :) ahh but a nice cold
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i continue spreading the ice around like a child using fingerpaints for the first time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wow im shivering! but i reach up and grab your shoulders in delite
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I knock your hands aside and decide to go for it
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes yes!!! GO Do it!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Okay then. Using my rippiling muscualr arms...
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmmm yes..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I pick up the heavy cooler and dump the entire 5 pounds worth of ice all over you completey covering your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> WHAT????!!!!!!!!!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I hear a faint gasp but lay firmly on top of you to prevent you from moving. My clothes are getting soaked but keeping much the cold out.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> AHHH!!! GET OFF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL LOL
<Terrorist Sympathizer> NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ALLRIGHT!!!! HEY! haha this is geting wierd!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Damn Still alive. I reach through the ice sifting around until I find your nose and I squeeze your nostrils together.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ...
<Terrorist Sympathizer> While my palm shoves some ice cubes further down your throat that you were trying to desperately to gag out
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok stop Please! llok. im on the bed naked no ICE CUBES and i;m rubbin my tits 4u
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Some dying gurgling sound escape your body that strangely sound like words. But no matter youare just about dead
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I start to remove my clothes and smile knowing i won't ahve to wear a condom this time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> FUCK YOU THSI ISNT FUNNYYOUSICK FUCK
<Terrorist Sympathizer> ah yes i'm so ready as my raging erection tears it's way free and dives into the pile of melting cubes searching for the quickly extinguishing warm spot
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> FUCKUFUCKUFUCKU STOPIT
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I find it sucess! I finish immediately, but not to worry, you'll body will keep a little longer...as long as I keep it on ICE! hahahahahahahaahah
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> FUCK THIS WHAT TEHE FUCK IS TYOUR PROGBLEMS!! YOUR FUCKDE BEY SICKFUCKER
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Hello? Are you still there?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> C'mon I'm ready for another round what do you say?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> It says you are away. You do know you aren't really dead right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Does this mean we won't be doing this again?
fik mega griner over den :D
Sidder og tuder af grin over den første.... OMFG that so sick and funny.
Den anden er jo også verdensklasse!!!
den med bilen i OP, fik mig til at tude af grin!