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PokerStars Game #30100276127: Tournament #175253117, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (400/800) - 2009/07/04 18:49:22 ET
Table '175253117 151' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Felo-777 (17099 in chips)
Seat 2: ev0818 (10888 in chips)
Seat 3: Marashliev (2060 in chips)
Seat 4: ladies6275 (11804 in chips)
Seat 5: KGB001 (38408 in chips)
Seat 6: Big.pant4 (15644 in chips)
Seat 7: grafern (30900 in chips)
Seat 8: havik1 (7204 in chips)
Felo-777: posts the ante 100
ev0818: posts the ante 100
Marashliev: posts the ante 100
ladies6275: posts the ante 100
KGB001: posts the ante 100
Big.pant4: posts the ante 100
grafern: posts the ante 100
havik1: posts the ante 100
Big.pant4: posts small blind 400
grafern: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KGB001 Q♥ Q♦
havik1: folds
Felo-777: raises 16199 to 16999 and is all-in
ev0818: folds
Marashliev: folds
ladies6275: folds
KGB001: raises 21309 to 38308 and is all-in
SsicK_OnE is connected
Big.pant4: folds
grafern: folds
Uncalled bet (21309) returned to KGB001
*** FLOP *** [5s Ac 9s]
*** TURN *** [5s Ac 9s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [5s Ac 9s 2h][Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Felo-777: shows [As Jc] (three of a kind, Aces)
KGB001: shows [Qh Qd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Felo-777 collected 35998 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35998 | Rake 0
Board [5s Ac 9s 2h Ah]
Seat 1: Felo-777 showed [As Jc] and won (35998) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: ev0818 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Marashliev folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ladies6275 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: KGB001 (button) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: Big.pant4 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: grafern (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: havik1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #30100506696: Tournament #175253117, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (400/800) - 2009/07/04 18:57:39 ET
Table '175253117 151' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Felo-777 (39998 in chips)
Seat 2: ev0818 (15838 in chips)
Seat 3: skyeella (23758 in chips)
Seat 4: ladies6275 (10004 in chips)
Seat 5: KGB001 (18207 in chips)
Seat 6: Big.pant4 (13044 in chips)
Seat 7: grafern (25781 in chips)
Seat 8: havik1 (5734 in chips)
Seat 9: SsicK_OnE (43342 in chips)
Felo-777: posts the ante 100
ev0818: posts the ante 100
skyeella: posts the ante 100
ladies6275: posts the ante 100
KGB001: posts the ante 100
Big.pant4: posts the ante 100
grafern: posts the ante 100
havik1: posts the ante 100
SsicK_OnE: posts the ante 100
havik1: posts small blind 400
SsicK_OnE: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KGB001 [3d 3s]
Felo-777: raises 1600 to 2400
ev0818: folds
skyeella: folds
ladies6275: folds
KGB001: calls 2400
Big.pant4: folds
grafern: calls 2400
havik1: folds
SsicK_OnE: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [Kc Js 3h]
SsicK_OnE: checks
Felo-777: checks
KGB001: bets 4000
grafern: folds
SsicK_OnE: raises 7200 to 11200
Felo-777: folds
KGB001: raises 4507 to 15707 and is all-in
SsicK_OnE: calls 4507
*** TURN *** [Kc Js 3h] [Jc]
SsicK_OnE said, "wow...."
*** RIVER *** [Kc Js 3h Jc] [5h]
SsicK_OnE said, "sick"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SsicK_OnE: shows [Kh Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
KGB001: shows [3d 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Jacks)
SsicK_OnE collected 42314 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 42314 | Rake 0
Board [Kc Js 3h Jc 5h]
Seat 1: Felo-777 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: ev0818 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: skyeella folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ladies6275 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: KGB001 showed [3d 3s] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Jacks
Seat 6: Big.pant4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: grafern (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: havik1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: SsicK_OnE (big blind) showed [Kh Jh] and won (42314) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings

Obv rake inflation.

det er tour din noob.. hvad har det med rake at gøre??

kedelige men std hænder..

Det er jo helt sygt standard det der.. fatter ikke hvordan du kan få dig selv til at tude over det :)

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@ Duckie

Du er ikke den hurtigste Puch Maxi paa molen, hva?

@Pokerholmes

Skrevet i et øjeblik præget af frustration og oven på længere tids tørke og negativ varians! Tårerne er tørret væk igen, skulle bare lige af med det...