nurse bapper den i nat ;-)

Damn, en grim overskrift - men kunne ikke lade være.

Er regget til følgende tours, som indgår i BAP

Stars:

kl 0100 109 dollars tour - HH lagt, buster som 208

1 pause

2 pause

3 pause

kl 0230 109 dollars turbo - out HH lagt

1 pause

2 pause

3 pause


kl 0300 162 dollars tour, buster til et draw

1 pause: 10410

2 pause

3 pause


FTP:

kl 0200 163 dollars tour

1 pause: 4787

OUT

Bonus til anpartshavere

WU

Buster som nr 1 milliard ;-(
1. pause

2. pause

3. pause

Skrrååååuuuub :)

Overskriften minder mig om en hudfilm, jeg har set engang...

Hehe Orty..

GL Nurse - take 'em down!

nurse har altid vidst du var til mænd :P men gl da :D

Starter absolut ikke godt ud - hmmmm.

PokerStars Game #45648302734: Tournament #316010854, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/06/18 1:02:49 CET [2010/06/17 19:02:49 ET]
Table '316010854 8' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: LFmagic (3030 in chips)
Seat 3: mrs-nurse (3020 in chips)
Seat 4: dabop (2970 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Siewas (2980 in chips)
Seat 6: espinho6 (3000 in chips)
Siewas: posts small blind 10
espinho6: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse [Ts Th]
jackmeplz69: folds
LFmagic: raises 40 to 60
mrs-nurse: calls 60
dabop: folds
Siewas: folds
espinho6: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 8c 9c]
LFmagic: bets 100
mrs-nurse: raises 160 to 260
LFmagic: calls 160
*** TURN *** [5c 8c 9c] [Ah]
LFmagic: checks
mrs-nurse: checks
*** RIVER *** [5c 8c 9c Ah] [Jc]
LFmagic: checks
mrs-nurse: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LFmagic: shows [Ad 9d] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
mrs-nurse: mucks hand
LFmagic collected 670 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 670 | Rake 0
Board [5c 8c 9c Ah Jc]
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LFmagic showed [Ad 9d] and won (670) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: mrs-nurse mucked [Ts Th]
Seat 4: dabop (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Siewas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: espinho6 (big blind) folded before Flop


og

PokerStars Game #45648358156: Tournament #316010854, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/06/18 1:04:11 CET [2010/06/17 19:04:11 ET]
Table '316010854 8' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 (2970 in chips)
Seat 2: LFmagic (3390 in chips)
Seat 3: mrs-nurse (2700 in chips)
Seat 5: Siewas (3000 in chips)
Seat 6: espinho6 (2970 in chips)
LFmagic: posts small blind 10
mrs-nurse: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse [Kd 5d]
Siewas: folds
iamFAVREGOD is connected
espinho6: calls 20
jackmeplz69: folds
LFmagic: calls 10
mrs-nurse: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc Td 9h]
LFmagic: bets 55
mrs-nurse: calls 55
espinho6: folds
*** TURN *** [Kc Td 9h] [7d]
LFmagic: bets 145
mrs-nurse: calls 145
*** RIVER *** [Kc Td 9h 7d] [5c]
LFmagic: bets 425
mrs-nurse: raises 535 to 960
LFmagic: calls 535
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mrs-nurse: shows [Kd 5d] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
LFmagic: shows [Kh Tc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
LFmagic collected 2380 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2380 | Rake 0
Board [Kc Td 9h 7d 5c]
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LFmagic (small blind) showed [Kh Tc] and won (2380) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 3: mrs-nurse (big blind) showed [Kd 5d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 5: Siewas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: espinho6 folded on the Flop

og stars elsker mig og jeg kan forudse kort!!!!

henrik siger:
out
Lars siger:
QQ hehe
GL m8 hader den hånd kostede mig 14k$ forleden
henrik siger:
koster altid dyrt
kommer der vel 7 på flop
Lars siger:
klart
henrik siger:
lol
Lars siger:
latterligt

PokerStars Game #45649104683: Tournament #316010854, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/06/18 1:22:53 CET [2010/06/17 19:22:53 ET]
Table '316010854 8' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 (3049 in chips)
Seat 2: LFmagic (4450 in chips)
Seat 3: mrs-nurse (1540 in chips)
Seat 4: iamFAVREGOD (4421 in chips)
Seat 5: Jay Baggs (3045 in chips)
Seat 6: espinho6 (4495 in chips)
iamFAVREGOD: posts small blind 15
Jay Baggs: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse [Qc Qs]
jackmeplz69 said, "ur prob not much better"
iamFAVREGOD said, "cmon hes entertainin"
espinho6 said, "and your profit is 0"
espinho6: folds
jackmeplz69: folds
iamFAVREGOD said, "just started bout month ago"
iamFAVREGOD said, "cashed once for 2k...blew it"
LFmagic has timed out
LFmagic: folds
LFmagic is sitting out
mrs-nurse: raises 60 to 90
iamFAVREGOD said, "not claimin to be a pro"
LFmagic has returned
iamFAVREGOD: calls 75
Jay Baggs: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [5h 6d 4s]
iamFAVREGOD said, "just take my $$$ then ho"
iamFAVREGOD: checks
Jay Baggs: checks
mrs-nurse: bets 210
iamFAVREGOD: calls 210
jackmeplz69 said, "espin... u only have 9k profit"
Jay Baggs: folds
*** TURN *** [5h 6d 4s] [7s]
iamFAVREGOD: checks
mrs-nurse: bets 420
iamFAVREGOD: calls 420
*** RIVER *** [5h 6d 4s 7s] [Ad]
espinho6 said, "a,nd you?"
jackmeplz69 said, "better"
jackmeplz69 said, "on all sites"
iamFAVREGOD: bets 1260
iamFAVREGOD said, "nl 8 son?"
iamFAVREGOD said, "i got 3"
espinho6 said, "i cant chek your stat why"
iamFAVREGOD said, "cuz hes a pro"
jackmeplz69 said, "cuz ur a donky"
mrs-nurse said, "QQ"
iamFAVREGOD said, "ho"
iamFAVREGOD said, "i got the 3"
mrs-nurse said, "I believe you"
iamFAVREGOD said, "fold cmon"
iamFAVREGOD said, "wastin time"
espinho6 said, "you rating and your profit same than me"
mrs-nurse: folds
Uncalled bet (1260) returned to iamFAVREGOD
iamFAVREGOD collected 1530 from pot
iamFAVREGOD: shows [8h 4c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1530 | Rake 0
Board [5h 6d 4s 7s Ad]
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LFmagic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mrs-nurse (button) folded on the River
Seat 4: iamFAVREGOD (small blind) collected (1530)
Seat 5: Jay Baggs (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: espinho6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Og OUT.

PokerStars Game #45649514665: Tournament #316010854, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2010/06/18 1:33:32 CET [2010/06/17 19:33:32 ET]
Table '316010854 8' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 (3079 in chips)
Seat 2: LFmagic (1695 in chips)
Seat 3: mrs-nurse (765 in chips)
Seat 4: iamFAVREGOD (8026 in chips)
Seat 5: Jay Baggs (1800 in chips)
Seat 6: espinho6 (5635 in chips)
espinho6: posts small blind 25
jackmeplz69: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse [As Th]
LFmagic: calls 50
mrs-nurse: raises 715 to 765 and is all-in
iamFAVREGOD: folds
Jay Baggs: folds
espinho6: folds
jackmeplz69: folds
LFmagic: calls 715
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8d 9s]
*** TURN *** [Qh 8d 9s] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8d 9s Ts] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LFmagic: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
mrs-nurse: shows [As Th] (a pair of Tens)
LFmagic collected 1605 from pot
mrs-nurse finished the tournament in 208th place
iamFAVREGOD said, "nice personality ho"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1605 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 8d 9s Ts 4d]
Seat 1: jackmeplz69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: LFmagic showed [Qd Qc] and won (1605) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: mrs-nurse showed [As Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: iamFAVREGOD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Jay Baggs (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: espinho6 (small blind) folded before Flop

Håber dælme ikke 109 turbo viser sig at være en gentagelse af ovenstående tour.

Og out af turbo. Mig og stars er bare ikke gode venner.

PokerStars Game #45652309443: Tournament #316011004, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2010/06/18 2:53:06 CET [2010/06/17 20:53:06 ET]
Table '316011004 12' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ArielBahia (3690 in chips)
Seat 2: bfizz11 (2080 in chips)
Seat 3: CASHMATT3 (3870 in chips)
Seat 4: bwiley (2145 in chips)
Seat 5: armenioz (1175 in chips)
Seat 6: Itakcash (1235 in chips)
Seat 7: kurt23x (3050 in chips)
Seat 8: mrs-nurse (2235 in chips)
Seat 9: jackziyang (1585 in chips)
bwiley: posts small blind 30
armenioz: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse [Kc As]
Itakcash: folds
kurt23x: folds
mrs-nurse: raises 120 to 180
jackziyang: folds
ArielBahia: calls 180
bfizz11: folds
CASHMATT3: calls 180
bwiley: folds
armenioz: folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 3d 5h]
mrs-nurse: checks
ArielBahia: checks
CASHMATT3: checks
*** TURN *** [6s 3d 5h] [Kd]
mrs-nurse: checks
ArielBahia: bets 300
CASHMATT3: folds
mrs-nurse: raises 660 to 960
ArielBahia: raises 2550 to 3510 and is all-in
mrs-nurse: calls 1095 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1455) returned to ArielBahia
*** RIVER *** [6s 3d 5h Kd] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mrs-nurse: shows [Kc As] (a pair of Kings)
ArielBahia: shows [3c 3h] (three of a kind, Threes)
ArielBahia collected 4740 from pot
mrs-nurse finished the tournament in 209th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4740 | Rake 0
Board [6s 3d 5h Kd 9s]
Seat 1: ArielBahia showed [3c 3h] and won (4740) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: bfizz11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: CASHMATT3 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: bwiley (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: armenioz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Itakcash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kurt23x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mrs-nurse showed [Kc As] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: jackziyang folded before Flop (didn't bet)

OUT af 162. Kunne ikke få HH, men den kommer her

Har JJ i late, der raise fra UTG+1, reraise fra bigstack der er aktiv, og jeg caller med JJ. Utg+1 caller også. Flop kommer med 9 høj, jeg går all in UTG+1 folder og bigstack caller. Han viser AA og den burde jeg nok ha set!. Derfor refunderes de 163 dollars til stackere og tages ud af programmet.

Syntes det har været en svær nat. Intet lykkedes, når jeg får gode kort rammer jeg ikke, bluffs virker ej, når jeg endelig har ramt - rammer de bedre osv.

Har dog stadig den sidste tour til gode og håber jeg der vil se noget skrub.

Sry.

/Henrik

Jeg er så fucking træt af stars. Sig hvad du vil, men de ved satme godt når de ikke vil lade een vinde!!!!.

Fik lukket bordet ned INSTA, men kommer all in med 66 på et flop hvor jeg pre har callet et raise. Bordet slår 10 høj og villian better ud. Rimelig sikker på, at han ikke har ramt og reraiser hans bet. Ganske rigtigt, manden er selvfølgelig på et draw som han da uden tvivl skal ramme.

Jeg syntes bestemt ikke guderne har været med mig og er lige pt så sick af poker.

/Henrik

Hvis man går ind og ser mine stats, vil man se, at jeg ikke normalt buster ud i early levels. Jeg har satme ikke været ramt af gudernes nåde og syntes lige pt at stars er fucking åndssvagt. Barnligt, ja - And I don`t care.

/Henrik

Og jeg kan så "glæde" jer med, at det såmænd bare bliver ved og ved og ved. Taber alle "flips" uanset om jeg er lille favorit eller 80/20 favorit.

Og så slutter den dag!!!! Jeg må indrømme, at det sgu er lidt surt når det bare forsætter på denne her måde.

PokerStars Game #45659415615: Tournament #316010065, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2010/06/18 7:43:45 CET [2010/06/18 1:43:45 ET]
Table '316010065 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: viktorious11 (2940 in chips)
Seat 2: WAiT4DARiV3R (3135 in chips)
Seat 3: shawry5 (4045 in chips)
Seat 4: mrbogins (6630 in chips)
Seat 5: jets10028 (3315 in chips)
Seat 7: SteveIrwin68 (4150 in chips)
Seat 8: mrs-nurse (1730 in chips)
Seat 9: jackziyang (2620 in chips)
viktorious11: posts the ante 20
WAiT4DARiV3R: posts the ante 20
shawry5: posts the ante 20
mrbogins: posts the ante 20
jets10028: posts the ante 20
SteveIrwin68: posts the ante 20
mrs-nurse: posts the ante 20
jackziyang: posts the ante 20
jackziyang: posts small blind 75
viktorious11: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse [Qc Qs]
WAiT4DARiV3R: folds
shawry5: raises 219 to 369
mrbogins: folds
jets10028: folds
SteveIrwin68: folds
mrs-nurse: raises 1341 to 1710 and is all-in
jackziyang: folds
viktorious11: folds
Remez83 is connected
shawry5: calls 1341
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc 5h]
*** TURN *** [8c Tc 5h] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [8c Tc 5h Kc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shawry5: shows [Jh Kh] (a pair of Kings)
mrs-nurse: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
shawry5 collected 3805 from pot
mrs-nurse finished the tournament in 206th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3805 | Rake 0
Board [8c Tc 5h Kc 9h]
Seat 1: viktorious11 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: WAiT4DARiV3R folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: shawry5 showed [Jh Kh] and won (3805) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: mrbogins folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jets10028 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: SteveIrwin68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mrs-nurse (button) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: jackziyang (small blind) folded before Flop

ad....
Op på hesten igen m8...

@chmpen85

Ja, kommer jeg også. Men det er sådan nogle dage, hvor man er glad for at man ikke har en ved siden af sig der mener at poker er et spørgmål om held.

/Henrik

Ja så ville man nok blive anklaget for mord..
Men forhelved hvor må det snart vende, kan jo ikke blive ved det der.. Der må ligge en turnerings sejr lige om hjørnet

og bare for at I ikke tror det kun er på stars det sker

Full Tilt Poker Game #21699114391: $20,000 Guarantee (167257678), Table 22 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:17:24 ET - 2010/06/18
Seat 1: toddybrun2 (1,760), is sitting out
Seat 2: bflex75 (4,184)
Seat 3: redbob14 (17,131)
Seat 4: ManUtdFan88 (3,700)
Seat 5: mrs-nurse1 (11,649)
Seat 6: radi_shark (2,785)
Seat 7: AJones1023 (6,725)
Seat 8: rizniles (7,071)
Seat 9: jampec1 (6,495)
toddybrun2 antes 25
bflex75 antes 25
redbob14 antes 25
ManUtdFan88 antes 25
mrs-nurse1 antes 25
radi_shark antes 25
AJones1023 antes 25
rizniles antes 25
jampec1 antes 25
jampec1 posts the small blind of 120
toddybrun2 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mrs-nurse1 [Kc Tc]
bflex75 folds
redbob14 folds
ManUtdFan88 calls 240
mrs-nurse1 calls 240
radi_shark folds
AJones1023 folds
rizniles folds
jampec1 calls 120
toddybrun2 checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 6c Kh]
jampec1 checks
toddybrun2 checks
ManUtdFan88 checks
mrs-nurse1 bets 960
jampec1 has 15 seconds left to act
jampec1 raises to 6,230, and is all in
toddybrun2 folds
ManUtdFan88 folds
mrs-nurse1 has 15 seconds left to act
mrs-nurse1 calls 5,270
jampec1 shows [2d Kd]
mrs-nurse1 shows [Kc Tc]
*** TURN *** [9c 6c Kh] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [9c 6c Kh 2h] [8d]
jampec1 shows two pair, Kings and Twos
mrs-nurse1 shows a pair of Kings
jampec1 wins the pot (13,645) with two pair, Kings and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,645 | Rake 0
Board: [9c 6c Kh 2h 8d]
Seat 1: toddybrun2 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: bflex75 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: redbob14 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ManUtdFan88 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: mrs-nurse1 showed [Kc Tc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: radi_shark folded before the Flop
Seat 7: AJones1023 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: rizniles (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: jampec1 (small blind) showed [2d Kd] and won (13,645) with two pair, Kings and Twos

fuck du er uheldig henrik.

blinds 1500/3000
nurse 79.855 chips
utg 93093 chips

Nurse får K♠K♣ i MP
utg raiser til 10k.
folded til nurse som siger 22.222
utg kalder

flop 9♦2♥3♦ pot 51744
utg better 26k
Nurse rykker for ialt 57633
Utg caller og viser 10♠10♣
turn 7♥
river 10 ♥

167010 pot går til villan som er top 2 flop og nurse ryger som nummer 7 til sølle 700 istedet for at kæmpe med om de 5k$ så klamt henrik det er jo vildt..
Railede dig næsten hele vejen fra start til slut og fandme ufortjent afslutning på turneringen..

damn, det har været en sej nat og morgen. Varians er der nogle der kalder det. Jeg har sgu mere en følelse af " ham Henrik, skal vi ikke blive enige om, at uanset hvad, så skal han bare ikke vinde".

/Henrik

Vedr den "skyldne" 163 tour, planlægger jeg at spille den iaften. Hvis nogle heller vil ha de 16,3 dollars tilbage skal de skrive det her i tråden.

/Henrik

Nej, spil den bare - det uskrub må jo vende!

Spil løs!

Jeg stemmer også for spil

Ser lige hvad de sidste skriver og hvis nogle vil ha pengene får de det istedet og i andre kan forblive i stake. Dog er jeg lidt usikker på, om jeg får den spillet inat eller om det først bliver søndag nat. Men bliver en af de to dage.
/Henrik

SPIL SPIL SPIL

kan nu med sikkerhed sige, at den bliver spillet søndag nat. Alle dem der har sagt "spil" er stadig med, de tavse får deres penge tilbage og dem der gør krav på deres penge på snakke med fogeden.

/Henrik

@henrik

de procenter der bliver "frie" er det muligt at købe dem?

Lovede jo, at jeg ville spille en ekstra 162 dollars tours, hvilket også bliver tilfældet. Tror dog, at jeg spiller en af dem der er tidligere end 02.00/03.00 men skal nok melde op i tråden.

Ved ikke med dem der endnu ikke har meldt ud, om de hellere vil ha retuneret buy in for denne tour.

HakkaN187 10 procent

Culkasi 10 procent - spil

GelleDK 15 procent

Windfeld 10 procent - spil

Moffa 5 procent - spil


@Moffa

Skal lige tænke over hvordan jeg gør det mest retfærdigt.

/Henrik

@Anparthavere.

Spiller alligevel IKKE en 162 dollars tours, da det simpelthen bliver for sent. Spiller derimod enten SM/Brawl og det bliver så den i får istedet. Såfremt der ikke bliver skrevet at pengene skal retur til anpartshavere fra nattours, regner jeg med I er på. Tråd oprettes når jeg ved hvad for en af dem jeg spiller.

/Henrik

Tror ikke der er SM i aften, da der er WSOP-kval.

Men der er WU og brawl.

Satser på du tager én af dem ned!

Mente også WU (ellers ville det jo blive endnu senere med SM, deres FT er overstået efter FT i 162 ;-) )

/Henrik

spil og vind :)

Det bliver så WU der spilles.

Pause counts kommer øverst i denne tråd.

/Henrik

Hey nurse.
Kan du ikke slå hide fra, så man kan følge dig? :)

GL

behøves så ikke længere at slå hide fra. Ved ikke hvorfor, at jeg absolut skal spille så skidt på stars. Må lave en ny deal med jer - for den her var absolut ikke god nok og den skal I selvfølgelig ikke lastes for.

/Henrik