hahahaha, så fik jeg lige god griner på....
Minder mig om zupp3"s "pis-historie" fra gamle dage....
Tab og vind med samme......
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OT: GOD LOL LÆSNING!
haha, ja det er fremragende skrevet.....
når jeg nu selv skal sige det :P
Zuper Zjovt... :D
Når man spiller så højt 25/50-50/100nl benytter man sig så af samme bankroll krav som på eks 2/4 - altså 30-40x buyin?
Link til Zupp"s pis historie?
Den lyder interessant... :-D
Min "pis historie" er gammel.... hehe, og skal helst bare glemmes!
meeeen øh, hvis jeg ikka kan finde noget bedre, kan jeg da smide den op på onsdag i næste uge når jeg skal skrive i blog"en igen :D
Det var noget med pis og cola..
Jeg søgte i arkivet under Pepsi.. og vupti!
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(skal lige indskydes at selv hører til kategorien af mennesker som har accepteret at pepsi smager bedst... ligesom flertallet hveeeer gang pepsi laver en challenge)
enhver ved at pepsi vinder den slags er fordi det er mere sødt - men skal man drikke mere end et lille glas vinder coca-cola...det er indiskutabelt! =)
>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
>
>When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
>because he has run out of women.
>
>Chuck Norris doesn"t read books. He stares them down until he gets the
>information he wants.
>
>If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
>till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the
>
>face.
>
>Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
>
>Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
>
>to punch his way out of his mother"s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a
>beard.
>
>Chuck Norris" tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
>
>Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was
>removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
>kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That"s no glitch."
>
>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
>
>Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
>have increased 13,000 percent.
>
>Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
>unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
>finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
>back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn"t stay mad and admitted he
>should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
>the month.
>
>Chuck Norris"s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
>chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME
>
>IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his
>girlfriend"s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don"t f**k with
>Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this
>statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of
>the blast went deaf.
>
>Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
>assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
>deflecting them. JFK"s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
>
>Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
>
>Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
>"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous
>
>of Jesus" obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have
>Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse
>kick related deaths.
>
>To prove it isn"t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15
>
>cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of
>cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that,
>
>Lance Armstrong.
>
>There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
>
>Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
>
>Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
>
>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris" beard. There is only another fist.
>
>Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school
>football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to
>let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused
>kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang
>every girl in the stadium.
>
>The original theme
lol - God histore Zupp3.. Næsten lige så god som tis historien! Glæder mig til at høre de næste..