OT: Grineren

Hvorfor skal det alt sammen være så alvorligt???? :D


En abe sidder oppe i et træ og er ved at lave sig en joint.

Et firben går forbi, kigger op og siger: Hey, hva" laver du?

Aben svarer: Jeg skal til at ryge, kom op og vær med.

Firbenet klatrer op og sætter sig ved siden af aben og ryger med. Efter et
lille stykke tid siger firbenet, at den er blevet helt tør i halsen, og
vil lige smutte ned til floden og få lidt at drikke.

Den er lidt rigeligt påvirket og falder uheldigvis i floden. En krokodille
ser det, og skynder sig hen og hjælper den lille fyr op på breden
igen, mens den spørger: Men hvad laver du dog?

Firbenet fortæller om aben, jointen, tørsten, og at den faldt i floden.

Krokodillen går ikke ind for brug af euforiserende stoffer og begiver
sig ind i junglen for at tale med aben.

Ved foden af træet kigger den op på aben og siger: Hey, du!

Aben kigger ned og udbryder: Fåååååck mand, hvor meget vand har du drukket???

LOL

super grineren :-) Mere af det tak...

Mvh Mika

ROFL :D

LOL

Hahaha, den var sjov.

Den er faktisk rigtig sjov... =)

Plat

ha ha, flere fra samme skuffe, tak!

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