Pis med Mansion Support :-)

Sad lige og stenede og fandt ud af jeg havde 1440 kroner på min mansion acc.

Kontaktede support, og samtalen gik således

Welcome to Chat.Mansion.Com, MANSION Trisha will be right with you.

MANSION Trisha:
RE: Hey. Why cant i deposit from my account to my visa card
Tibbernick:
Heeellllllooo Trisha
Tibbernick:
shit man
Tibbernick:
i meant withdraw
Tibbernick:
sorry
Tibbernick:
i cant withdraw
MANSION Trisha:
Hello
MANSION Trisha:
No problem
Tibbernick:
hey trisha
MANSION Trisha:
Can I ask your Date of Birth, Post Code and Full Name for security reasons please?
MANSION Trisha:
Hey Tibbernick
Tibbernick:
** september ****
Tibbernick:
****
Tibbernick:
Rasmus ********
MANSION Trisha:
Thank you, one moment please
MANSION Trisha:
Please can you confirm your full name registered with MANSION
Tibbernick:
Lol
Tibbernick:
yes
Tibbernick:
man
Tibbernick:
its years since i used this acc
Tibbernick:
Rasmus ****** *********
MANSION Trisha:
No problem
Tibbernick:
thats my middle name
MANSION Trisha:
Thank you
MANSION Trisha:
One moment and I will check you account
MANSION Trisha:
Please can you confirm that you are trying to withdraw from your account
Tibbernick:
what u mean
Tibbernick:
im trying to get out my 1440 danish kroner
MANSION Trisha:
Ok, in order to do this you will need to send us Photographic ID and copies of the front and back of the Visa card used to make the initial deposit
Tibbernick:
Oh jesus
Tibbernick:
u sure?
Tibbernick:
man this is gonna take forever
MANSION Trisha:
Full details of this can be found www.mansion.com/withdrawal-policy/
MANSION Trisha:
Sorry sir, but we have to ensure the safety of your account
Tibbernick:
ye
Tibbernick:
hmm
Tibbernick:
ok
MANSION Trisha:
you can send the details to [email protected]
Tibbernick:
i send it some day
MANSION Trisha:
we will then process your details, this will take about 3 business days
Tibbernick:
or i just gamble it away today
Tibbernick:
nja its ok
Tibbernick:
ty anyway
MANSION Trisha:
you only have to do this once and your account will be fully updated and you can make withdrawals easier the next time
MANSION Trisha:
Anything else I can help you with?
Tibbernick:
Yeah
Tibbernick:
are u single Trisha, u sound sweet
Tibbernick:
:-)
Tibbernick:
?
Tibbernick:
are u the one on the picture of ur support?
MANSION Trisha:
Thank you, I am married
Tibbernick:
man she is hot
Tibbernick:
this day just keeps getting worse:-(
Tibbernick:
how old are u?
MANSION Trisha:
Sorry unable to give that information
Tibbernick:
haha
Tibbernick:
i know
Tibbernick:
just having some fun
MANSION Trisha:
Anything else I can help you with today?
Tibbernick:
yes
Tibbernick:
wich color should i gamble my money on today?
Tibbernick:
and whats ur lucky number?
MANSION Trisha:
Unfortunately we are unable to offer gambling advice
Tibbernick:
Man what can u offer then?
Tibbernick:
ok
Tibbernick:
then im not gambling
Tibbernick:
just give me a number between 1-10
MANSION Trisha:
Sorry I am not allowed to
Tibbernick:
Well
Tibbernick:
why not?
Tibbernick:
its just one number
MANSION Trisha:
I am here to offer advice with your account, but not to assist you with choices on the table
Tibbernick:
if it does not work out with ur husband and u could u give me a call ?
MANSION Trisha:
Sorry company policy
Tibbernick:
how long uve been married?
MANSION Trisha:
Anything else I can help you with?
Tibbernick:
yes
MANSION Trisha:
Sorry, If there is nothing else I can help you with regarding your account then I will have to end the chat
Tibbernick:
NO
Tibbernick:
wait please
Tibbernick:
i got one question
MANSION Trisha:
ok
MANSION Trisha:
How can I help?
Tibbernick:
before today when was i last logged into to my tibbernick acc
Tibbernick:
?
MANSION Trisha:
Our records show the last time was 23/11/07
Tibbernick:
Arh thats why
Tibbernick:
How long have u been working with mansion?
MANSION Trisha:
Anything else I can help you with?
Tibbernick:
yes
Tibbernick:
my question
Tibbernick:
its important
Tibbernick:
cause i was chatting with bianca before


MANSION Jet has joined the chat. ----LOL
Tibbernick:
she was sweet to
MANSION Jet:
Hello Rasmus - my name is Jet
Tibbernick:
HEy JET
Tibbernick:
How u doin?
MANSION Jet:
Is there anything else we can help you with regarding your MANSION account?
Tibbernick:
Yes
Tibbernick:
I need some help
Tibbernick :
with my acc
MANSION Jet:
Of course, how can I help you?
Tibbernick:
my acc is going to bust or im gonna give it a boost
Tibbernick:
so
Tibbernick:
pick a number please
Tibbernick:
just between 1-10
Tibbernick:
it is regardig to my acc
Tibbernick:
so it relevant
Tibbernick:
its
MANSION Jet:
I am sorry as my colleague Trisha explained - we are unable to help you with placing bets - the decisions you make have to be yours and yours alone.
Tibbernick:
just one number and ill leave u alone
Tibbernick:
ok
Tibbernick:
hmm
MANSION Jet:
I am sorry we cannot help you with this
Tibbernick:
just i need some insperation
Tibbernick:
any ideas?
MANSION Jet:
Sorry, would love to help but we are unable to
Tibbernick:
i got an idea
MANSION Jet:
If you do not need any other assistance with your MANSION account, we will close this chat
Tibbernick:
the nex word u are going to write ill use the number of letters as my number
Tibbernick:
SO
Tibbernick:
hehe
Tibbernick:
Hey i got one real question
Tibbernick:
how long can i be unactive before u close my acc
Tibbernick:
is it gonna be open forever or what is ur policy?

5 minutters pause.

MANSION Jet:
Your account will remain active until you close it
Tibbernick:
YOUR= 4
Tibbernick:
MUHAHA
Tibbernick:
i got my number
Tibbernick:
Thank u
Tibbernick:
have a nice day
Tibbernick:
roulette here i COME
Tibbernick:
:-)
Tibbernick:
MANSION Jet:
Thank you Rasmus - bye fo rnow
MANSION Jet:
* for now
Tibbernick:
Cool
Tibbernick:
ill come to u another day for gambling ideas

Imens i en anden tråd på Pokernet :

"Hvorfor kan man aldrig få fat i Mansion support ?
Jeg ville rapportere mulig collusion, men de svarer ikke når jeg prøver at komme igennem"

Jeg synes du er plat, men vandt du?

lol :D

HA HA.. klasse :)

Iøvrigt fatter jeg ikke folk altid skal bitche over at indsende kopi af ID - det tage 10 sekunder med et digitalkamera og email.

Haha Trisha var ellers ikke vild efter dig hva ;)

Men man får kun det sjov man selv laver, og fedt du poster det..

Priceless :)

Funny :D

man har kun det skæg man selv sidder på!!!

men griner lavet... i sær den med at du vil bruge bogstaverne til at få et nummer fra

Der har PokerStars support meget bedre humor..

God griner :)

LOL, well played m8

cool, især Zaphod kommentar.

hehe, gjorde min aften lidt bedre.

Tune
www.pokeruni.dk

virklig griner :D

Hahaha.. God gas på en mandag aften!

Haha good fun :-D

God griner !! :)

Men kan godt sige at Jet blev owned til sidst.

Jeg har endnu ikke fået svar på hvem af dem jeg skal kneppe for at de respektere at jeg nu har afmeldt min mail adresse hos dem for 3. gang.

Den er sku i orden ;-)

Haha, klasse :P

Sidder og keder mig på jobbet -- den her fik mig lige op på duppernde.. LÅÅÅL så kan de lære det, med alt deres besværliggørelse af alt ting... hehe

denne her SKAL bumbes.. i love this man--

LÅL - Det er sku for grinern!