Poker er et beskidt program

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Some poker related joke
sorry for bad spelling in advance.
Written by some older 'old-fashion' woman...
From her perspective, aparently the media conglomerate Disney/ABC/ESPN went crazy... Supposedly they're all about clean "G-rated" or at least PG rated stuff... but she thought suddenly they changed their policy
The following letter was written to her cable company.
"first part ignored..."
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Last night I turned on ESPN, and there was some show talking very dirty...
I would think that a company, owned by disney of all places, would be the last place to show such utter disrespect...
There were several obscene comments....
I was only mildly offended when I realized there was talk about "firing bullets" but hey, I've become accustom to such violence that is on TV, and talking of such thing isn't so bad. But as the program progressed, I wondered if "firing bullets' wasn't a metaphor for some sexual act...

As the show went on, I realized that these men were gambling... and the conversation took a turn for the worse...
The way a disney related company would show such open homosexuality is appalling. You had to deal with men flirting with each other as they studied each other's bodies intently... and constantly reminded each other which one is "going down" or so was what I thought was the case until occasionally a player or two would remind the other guy that they're "straight".

Then they started talking about the most vulgar things I could ever imagine...

They start talking about "flopping nuts" and "suckouts" and "shoving in"... One man advized shoving in on "girls who normally like to chase them, and was sure to let the others know that these girls would... and I quote "probably be good for 1 or two suck outs a night" and they were actually betting on who could "last longer"... there was storys of doing it in rivers, and boats, and orgies they referred to as "full houses"... One lady was playing showing a large amount of cleavage and a man complimented her for having a "nice pair"... They talked about "pairs" and "racks".

Then when talking about their "tips" a particularly disturbing man named Daniel seem very persisent that the size of his "small balls" were important in the "propper strategy" for god knows what unholy event.

It's bad enough to have such sexual expression, but to have some ego manical dufus dressed in a sargent costume escorted by several ladies and letting everyone know he is certain that he was "the best in the world", and he made sure to let his "baby/honey" know it (and who knows how many girls he's called "baby"!)

One particular disgusting story was that a man was playing with a "chick" and he just "KNEW she liked to "bet on the cum" and she just KNEW she wanted to 'suck out on him'... So he finally got up the nerve and 'shoved in on her"... The man was flushed, but after shoving in, the girl "filled up on the river as she sucked out on him"

This is NOT the type of bedtime story that I want to pay money to have my kid see!!!

And the most disrespectful thing of all was that the announcers seemed to enjoy the conversation and at times join in as they constantly talked about how to "poke her"...
To make such a large event, much less a world series of such a thing is repulsive.
So I am unsubscribing to the cable TV service as long as you allow such shows... Thought you would like an explination and request that you please remove ESPN, ABC, and Disney chanels if you do not wish to lose business from others like myself... I have forwarded a similar message to ABC broadcasting company...

signed,
(name removed)

lol

Obv fake, men meget godt lavet :)

Got to be a joke, men den er nice lavet