A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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05-02-2007 00:13
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05-02-2007 01:40
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dMode101 OP
A 12 year old boy comes home from school and walks into his parents' room. Mom and dad are in bed making love. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His dad replies, "Playing poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older sister's room to find his sister and her boyfriend in bed making love. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His sister replies, "Playing poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older brother's room and finds his brother masturbating. He asks his brother, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "Playing poker." The boy asks, "I thought that it takes two to play poker." His brother replies, "Not if you have a good hand."
05-02-2007 02:19
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He he .. jeg kan så godt li den gamle "Never bluff a poker player" som er postet her en gang for længe siden - den må jeg lige grave frem - i mellemtiden er den her osse meget go :
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Jones looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Delauney, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, Raymond "Discreet" Delauney is what they call me, leave it to me."
Delauney walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants. Delauney says, "Your husband just lost £500 playing cards." She looks at him in disgust and says, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Delauney says, "I'll tell him."
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