Poker sayings...

"In the poker game of life...women are the fucking rake."--Worm, Rounders

"Some nights the dolphins eat the sharks."

"Some days you get the cards. Some days the cards get you."

"I guess if it wasn"t for luck I"d win em all"

- Phil Helmuth

"Det bedste BET er nu Pokernet"

-Vappe...*GG*

If it was not for the river, there were no fish.

Never kick a man unless he"s down.

"Jeg håber bare jeg vil spille lige op i aften, for jeg har brug for pengene" :-)

I glemmer stor klassikeren.

"You gotta know when to hold ém - and know when to fold ém"

- Kenny Rogers

Ved ikke om det decideret er om poker, men det er dog set på en anden poker-side:

"Before critizing someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, when you critizise him, you are a mile away, and you have his shoes."

Ejnar Pik, Sydhavnen.

" Playing poker is kinda like my love life, it"s done alone and in front of the computer"

=)

"Du kan altid se turn kortet med J/10 Suited"

Du ved selv, hvem du er :)

"The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius." -- Big Julie

"Cards are war, in disguise of a sport." -- Charles Lamb

"Luck never gives; it only lends." -- Swedish Proverb

:)

"In the game off life... Play the cards You"re dealt"

"Listen... here is the thing if you can"t spot the sucker in the first half hour... You are the sucker"

"Don"t gamble the rent money or you"ll land up sleeping on the park bench."

"Jeg havde en gang en kvinde. Hun drev mig til druk. Jeg fik aldrig skrevet og sagt tak...." W.C. Fields

"Poker is like sex! Everybody thinks its the best- but most dont know what they are doing"

Føler lige jeg er nød til at modifisere et af ovenstående - no harm intended.

"Don"t gamble the rent money - unless it"s all you have left."

og...

"There are two great thrills in poker the 1st is winning the 2nd is loosing"

endnu en lidt omskrevet.

"a pokergame a day keeps the doctor away"

"the next best thing to playing and winning, is playing and loosing"

poker is like a box of chokolate, you get a fatass i tell you a fatass

"Suckers have no business with money anyway." - Canada Bill Jones

raise when you have ém,reraise when you don´t!

"A fool and his money are soon parted" Amr. ordsprog

Hold kæft I har mange gode. Den ene bedre end den anden. Det er da for vildt.

"If you can"t spot the sucker in the first half hour... You are the sucker"

ROFL

"Raise when you have ém reraise when you dont"

ROFL

Kom med flere ... please

" I allways hit when I am drawing dead"

ROFL?

"All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck -- who keeps right on going -- is the man who is there when the good luck comes -- and is ready to receive it." Robert Collier

You should never stop gambling. You might be in the middle of a winning streak, without knowing it.

@Snowking
ROFL = Rolling on floor laughing