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PÅ pokerpages har Vince Burgio samlet en god røvfuld mere eller mindre fede poker-citater.

F.eks.:

David "Devilfish" Ulliet: "The two things you need to be successful in poker are first, find the muck and second, don"t play your own money."

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Chuck Humphrey:
"Before you criticize someone walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes."

Speaking of the Devil... Fra PokerEuropa

>>One comment to a Finnish friend of mine when Dave continued to lose to him was "I"ll come to your f***ing country and f***ing piss on your f***ing igloo".

If my ex could suck like my cards, she wouln´t be my ex.

Mark Twain skulle efter sigende være ophavsmand til noget i denne stil: "Det er sværere at lære at spille to par rigtigt, end det er at tage en universitetsuddannelse...men der er også flere penge i det."

Ejnar Pik, Sydhavnen.

Mit citat: "If practice hard, you will become a good poker player."

"Poker?, but I don"t even like her!"

De venligste hilsner
Daniel Nielsen

Mit alt overskyggende mantra, også når jeg sidder med en dårlig hånd...

"The less you bet, the more you loose when you win"

Planets motto:

"Gå aldrig til åen efter spildt mælk"

If it was not for the river, there would be no fish

In the pokergame of life women are the fucking rake

"You turn around thinking you can make it across the river but are eaten alive by piranhas"

"I never want to be called a good loser; if you"re a good loser, you"re still a loser." - Stuey Ungar


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Poker players are like farts, it´s the silent ones that are deadly.

"It"s a fucking joke anyway..."
"I"m still up 20 grand from last time I stick it in you..."

-Teddy KGB