Så ramte jeg sku jackpotten ;)

Dear Friend,

My name is Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskaya, personal secretary to Mr. Boris Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the arrested Chairman/Ceo of Yukos oil and bank Menatep SPB Russia, who is presently in jail.

I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he detained and has been sentenced to jail for not paying taxes and financing political parties (the union of right forces, led by Mr. Boris Nemtsov and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky) opposed to the government of Mr. Vladmir Putin, the president thereby leading to the freezing his finances and assets.

After searching through the books of your country’s chambers of commerce and industries here in Russia I am contacting you to assist me to re-profile this fund and equally invest this fund in your country.The total amount of these funds to be re-profiled is forty six million dollars (USD 46,000,000.00) and you will be getting 20% for your assistance.

I shall furnish you with necessary information’s and my identifications as soon I receive your acceptance which should be sent to my private email box [email protected]

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskaya

LOL


you lucky fish

Jeg tror sku lige jeg opretter en ny mail og begynder at skrive lidt med hende, det skal nok blive sjovt.

Hvorfor er jeg aldrig så heldig?? :o

@tastemykebab

Du skal bare huske at slå spamfilteret fra, så garanterer jeg for at du bliver stinkende rig ved alle de tilbud, som du vil få ;-)

Var der nogen der hørte Mondo i går kl. ca. 16.45?

Hugsi havde fået en mail fra en gut, som ville sende ham en check på 800.000$, hvis Hugsi bare ville oplyse om nogle private informationer. Hugsi valgte så at ringe ham op i sendetiden, for at få lidt nærmere info om hvordan det mon skulle foregå.

Det var top underholdning. Håber nogen herinde kan linke til et stream eller lignende, hvor man kan høre det.

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www.bimbampoker.wordpress.com

Hvor meget er 20%? - det ville jeg starte med at spørge om... så hun ved, at det er en klog person, der ikke lader sig snyde :-P

EDIT: og be hende lige om at sende billeder af sig selv også... the check is worthless without pictures.

Tillykke

Jeg får kun mail om viagra og det har ligesom ikke den store interesse, når man er 19 og potensen ikke fejler det mindste, tværtimod.

Og brug nu pengene fornuftigt. Det er jo ikke hver dag, at du er så heldig ;)

@Bimbam
www.dr.dk/p3/mondo

OMG jeg har selv lige været heldig. mailen kom for lidt siden hehe.

De mange penge jeg har betalt for microsoft´s produkter er godt givet ud.

You Have Won Act Fast!!!

Dear E-mail User
We bring to your notice the winning letter from Netherlands Promotion
Company held on the 15th of Feb, 2008 through Internet ballot System
among 100,000 Microsoft users. Subsequently, your email address
attached to Ticket Number: TL754/22/76 won the sum of ($1,000,000.00)
(One Million Dollars) from a total sum of (10,000,000.00 Dollars).We
request
you to pay serious attention to this notification by contacting the
claims department for more informations and claim procedure.
MR.KELLY. MAKATA.
TEL. +31-623-189-829.
FAX: +31-847-300-345.
E-mail:[email protected]
Congratulations once again from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program. Please do forward to your Claim
Agent the Information Below;
(I) Reference Number: 421/613/580-EB
(ii) Ticket Number: TL754/22/76
(iii)Batch Number: 42100546-934-VE
(iv)File Number: 2-34-90-57-1101
(v) Lucky Number: TL 22/15406
Yours Sincerely,
MRS. LUCY BERG
PROMOTION COORDINATOR

BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON, LONDON.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ref: UK/940X2/68

Dear Selected Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash Prize of
£753,437.00 in
cash from the British National Lottery New Year Bonanza Draw held on the
1ST of January, 2008 in United Kingdom.
We have been sending this notice to you but this is the last as we are about
distributing winnings to winners.
The draw was done electronically with several email addresses provided
to this office by microsoft to enhance the utilization of the internet.

Your email address was attached to Reference Number UK/940X2/68 and was
picked as one of the ten winning email addresses.
This has qualified you to claim the total cash prize Of £753,437 (Seven
Hundred and Fifty Three Thousand, Four Hundred and Thirty Seven Pound Sterling)
in cash
credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.

This is from a total cash prize of £7,534,370.00 shared amongst the first ten
(10) lucky winners in this category B.
Your winnings will be issued to you as soon as our claims department verify your
winning after you might have
filled the payment processing form below.

Payment Processing Form for filing of claims.

1.Name in full.
2.Address in full.
3.Age.
4.Phone No.
5.Occupation
6.Winning Email Address

This will enable us process your payment processing form. You are advised to
contact
our claims department via these details:

ASSIGNED CLAIMS AGENT: Mr. Harry Martin
EMAIL: [email protected]
TEL.:+447031918566 +447031910527

Quote Your Reference Number as UK/940X2/68 when
you are filing your claims.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir Steven Smith
Online Co-ordinator

Dear beloved
I am william simon, When I saw your contact on the web
i decided to contact you alone directly. I have been diagnosed with
Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and
Right now, I have only about a few months to live and I want you to
Distribute my funds fifty-eight million dollars
$58,000,000(united states dollars) to charities.
i have set aside 20% for you and your family

reply me via my private email address below

[email protected]


Regards

william simon




fik den her og ovenstående igår

@Pokkers77

Klassescam!

"We bring to your notice the winning letter from Netherlands Promotion
Company held on the 15th of Feb, 2008 through Internet ballot System
among 100,000 Microsoft users"

--> "Microsoft" users

"E-mail:[email protected]"

--> @netscape.net

I laughed...:-)

Check tv2 nu, der kommer noget om en der troede han havde vundet - og så betalt en masse penge for ingenting :D

Jeg har vundet den her...

Customer Service/Claims Department
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
Batch: R3/A312-59

Dear Email Owner,
We happily announce to you the weekly draw of the UK LOTTERY,online
Sweepstakes International Program held on Sunday 17th Febuary 2008.You
have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £558,077.00 (Five
Hundred And Fifty Eight Thousand And Seventy Seven Great British
Pounds)in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.

To file for your claim, please contact the claims department via email
immediately:With the following details,Name:Address:Country:Phone
Number:Amount Won:

For receival of your winnings you have three options.
1.A Secure and Efficient Courier Service.
2.Bank Transfer into your private account.

UK NATIONAL CLAIMS DEPARTMENT
Contact Fidiciary:Raymond Matlock
Email:[email protected]
Telephone:+(44) 702 409 6428

Thank you for being part of our online promotional program.
Yours Truly
Silvia Martins.

Ja, tænk at der er nogen, der rent faktisk hopper på den.