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Findes da på Dansk og bedre herinde.

LOL sunglasses FTW

3/6 limit at the local casino. If you haven't been playing alot of limit at the casino then you maybe do not know as I hadn't before this. If you are heads up you can reraise as many times as you want until one is all in...

So... my friend has AQs clubs and has the nut flush on the river (ie: no paired cards on the board, no straight flush possible). His opponent, some 25 year old kid wearing sunglasses. is reraising him on the river and my friend keeps looking at the board and trying to figure out what his opponent has... can't find a better hand and reraise...

...so they reraise 16 times which was around $300 pot total until one of them is all in... at this point, my friend flips over AQ and says "nut flush," the guy with sunglasses says "what?" ... jumps up, throws off his sunglasses, and yells "OOMMGG!" I thought that was a spade! (the river was the 3rd club but he thought it was a spade and thus he thought his straight was the nuts)...

LOL, så smid da de skide sunglasses :)

Der var også en i jyllingevej pokerklub i onsdags der ikke kunne kende forskel på de blå og de sorte chips når han tog hans solbriller på :D ret morsomt.

der er satme nogle guldkorn i den

Heads up pre-flop.

Lady: I think you have aces but I call.
Me: Why did you call if you think he has aces?
Lady: Well, if he has aces, my 4-4 is about the same as K-K there. And there is no way I am folding K-K pre-flop.

og for at bygge videre på den tankegang, så må 44 være bedre inde imod AA end KK, derfor er 44 bedre end KK og eneste hånd der er bedre end kk er AA derfor må 44 faktisk være AA : O)

Din Logik er flydende som Kvicksølv.

lol

1/2 at the Orleans in Vegas. 6-way limped pot, SB folds and the BB shoves all-in for $79. Everyone folds except for the Button who forcibly says "Call" and flips over his hand - 95 offsuit.

BB looks confused, turns over JJ, the dealer runs the board and the BB wins the hand.

As I'm sitting next to the Button, I ask him, "Um...you mind me asking why you called his all-in with 95?"

The guy looks at me like I'm a total noob and replies, "I had position."

pre-flop i'm BB with QQ. UTG raises folds around, I re-raise, he re-raises me and I just call. (its all limit)

flop comes KQQ. I bet into him, he raises me, I originially put him on a-k, but with the raise I'm thinking he might have KK. So i re-raise him thinking he will either smooth call or fold with AK and raise with KK.. He re-raises me and I'm doing my we doing to sizzler dance in my head. a couple more raises and i eventually call.

turn comes a K. I do a insta turn to see what the BBJ is (165,000) I am now physically doing the I'm going to own a sizzler dance in my seat. a bet and four raises later and I'm all-in ($120)

he insta tables his card and calls out big slick for a boat. My jaw hit the ground, tears start rolling down my cheeks as I watch my money evaperate in front of me and i table my quads

brag: i doubled up playing limit
beat: 165,000
variance: sizzler