stalker søges

jeg kunne godt tænke mig at blive forfulgt noget mere.

Deal: Jeg sidder i min lejlighed og spiller poker, du venter udenfor i regnen og følger efter mig, når jeg forlader min lejlighed.


venlig hilsen Andreas

lmao

hahahahaha. Kommer du med saftevand og kage engang imellem til stalkeren?

ha ha.

Havde overvejet at lave et lignende indlæg for 5 min siden. Den lå lige til højrebenet med "stalker".

Kan forstå, at jeg ikke er den eneste med en mærkelig humor.

Jeg tænkte på et Skater-indlæg

LoooL

@bajawa
"Hvor bor du og hvad har du på?"
LOL

loool det er fandme vanvid

Jeg har fundet frem til dig nu andreas via mit spionkit.

hvis du er i tvivl om jeg stalker dig så se kig på følgende spørgsmål:

If you think you are being followed while in your car, make four left- or right-hand turns in succession. If the car continues to follow you, drive to the nearest police station, never home or to a friends house.



Hvis du vil have det til at stoppe så tænk over den her:

Dont be embarrassed and think you caused this somehow. Stalkers need no encouragement. Your shame is your stalkers best weapon. It makes you more likely to engage him or agree to plea bargains, which are bound to be taken as sympathy and we know where that leads. Instead, tell everyone you know that youre being stalked, from neighbors to co-workers, so that when the stalker approaches them for information about you, they will be alerted not to divulge anything and will let you know hes been around. One young widow moved to escape her stalker, a stranger she had never really met. Yet, after finding out where she moved, he was also able to pinpoint her exact location by showing her helpful neighbors pictures he had surreptitiously taken of her and her children, telling them that he was her estranged husband and she had kidnapped the kids.



Hvis jeg ringer for meget (jeg ved hvor du bor og jeg har dit nr):

When the stalker gets your home telephone number, dont change it. Instead, always let an answering machine pick-up. Get a new, unlisted number, and give it to everyone who calls but the stalker. Gradually, only your stalker will be using your old number it will become his private line. If it upsets you when he calls, put the machine in a room you dont use. You can even have someone else monitor the tapes. This way, the stalker will think he is still getting through to you, although you will never make the mistake of picking up when he calls. Whenever you close off one avenue for a stalker, he will find another and it could easily be worse.



Snes vi? Det tror jeg nok vi gør!

MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

streaker søges :(

Stig søges..

skylder mig fandme 150 kr

Der burde snart oprettes en staker/stalker kategori på pokernet...

yeees yeees .... men du går jo aldrig udenfor en dør!!!

det kan altså godt blive kedeligt i længden...

nb.
kunne jeg forestille mig
altså hvis hvar mig der skulle stå hele dagen lige der på hjørnet ved postkas.........eller øhh

@finexp

hvem er "du" ?

finexp alias skyggen.

tættere kommer vi nok ikke herinde .

Du kan uden problemer blive lagt ind i vores porteføjle.

Mvh
Kasper Von Kratlur
Formand for foreningen af personer der forfølger paranoide personligheder.

jo tak som byder ;) har nu ellers tidligere ansøgt om medlemskab, ved jeres sekretær.... men det løb ud i sandet, grundet noget "tilhold"

I forbindelse med stalking vil jeg på det varmeste anbefale "he New York trilogy" af Paul Auster.
Den kan mange steder købes for sølle 50 kr. God investering.