"Syge hænder"

Har du en hånd som du simpelthen mener at pokernet ikke kan undvære så post den her.

Lad os alle hjælpes med at holde forum rent for de 17 tråde der kommer om dagen med forholdsvist ligegyldige hænder og samle dem i en tråd.

Tak

jaaaaaa godt initerativ toon well done men måske tråden her falder ned alligevel jeg kunne ane mig det men så må vi bumpers bare igang :)

Der burde bare laves en kategori der hedder blær og vilde hænder (som man så kan slå fra..)

God ide. Jeg oplevede igår, at få de samme par, som en bestemt villain to gange indenfor 5 hænder. KK og QQ. WOW, hva??? ;-)

sejt nok thijs lol ;)

Jeg har uploadet et par sjove hænder i screenshotafdelingen.

Især AA vs. AA vs. KK. vs min foldede 10-8 er go'' lir

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JJ vs KK og JJ

board 789 10 x

Nice initiativ Toon, jeg var ellers tæt på at gå i self-destruct mode, og poste de første 30 hænder hvor jeg flopper straight, hus, flush eller lign. :)

Lad os evt. få noget opbakning fra admins af, mht. denne tråd, og få den pinned?

Mickey

Kom så folkens, ikke være generte.

Spillede den hånd tidligere i dag, var gået på ordenligt monkeytilt efter at have tabt et latterligt buy in mod 99 der bare ikke kunne smide dem og så rammer et set :/

Den hånd er sku da ret syg :)

***** Hand history (v1.1) *****
Hand ID 40970437
2.00/4.00 Texas Hold''em (No Limit) - GMT Tue Jun 20 13:47:08 2006
Table ''Little Blind'', 10 seats max, not started, Real money, Money game
Seat 3 is the button. SmallBlind 1.00, BigBlind 2.00
Note: seat IDs range from 0 to 9
Seat 0 (playing): McG_1 (150240), amount $186.00, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 1 (playing): MTuborg (161259), amount $142.91, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing): juanito (166777), amount $76.40, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing): gunjack (145758), amount $205.60, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing): bound2catch (162082), amount $200.15, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing): tonysoprano (76844), amount $89.25, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing): Roffescoverband (158943), amount $246.60, amount bet $0.00, penalty (None)
gunjack: Small Blind ($1.00)
bound2catch: Big Blind ($2.00)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to MTuborg: [ 7c 8s ]
tonysoprano: Fold ($0.00)
Roffescoverband: Fold ($0.00)
McG_1: Call ($2.00)
MTuborg: Raise ($8.00)
juanito: Fold ($0.00)
gunjack: Call ($7.00)
bound2catch: Call ($6.00)
McG_1: Fold ($0.00)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [ Ah 7d Kc ]
gunjack: Check ($0.00)
bound2catch: Check ($0.00)
MTuborg: Bet ($18.00)
gunjack: Call ($18.00)
bound2catch: Raise ($46.00)
MTuborg: Raise ($134.91)
gunjack: Fold ($0.00)
bound2catch: Call ($88.91)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [ 2d ]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [ 5c ]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
bound2catch: Show Cards ($0.00)
MTuborg: Show Cards ($0.00)
** Showdown **
Main pot $310.82, Rake $3.00
Summary MTuborg: bet $142.91, won $0.00, net -$142.91, HiHand [one pair, sevens][ 7d 7c Ah Kc 8s ]
Summary bound2catch: bet $142.91, won $310.82, net +$167.91, HiHand [one pair, aces][ Ah Ad Kc Jd 7d ], won $310.82 from main pot

Værsgo og slå den her !

**** Hand History for Game 1036181862 *****
$50 NL Hold"em - Friday, October 08, 15:12:08 EDT 2004
Table Table 14179 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Kochman ( $54.4 )
Seat 3: icemanj ( $9.35 )
Seat 6: kjsalimian ( $30 )
Seat 10: jspuz00 ( $48.75 )
Seat 5: junphbug ( $15.5 )
Seat 8: jcmoss ( $23.35 )
Kochman posts small blind [$0.5].
icemanj posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Kochman [ K♥ K♦ ]
>You have options at Las vegas players Table!.
junphbug folds.
kjsalimian folds.
jcmoss calls [$1].
jspuz00 folds.
Kochman raises [$2.5].
icemanj calls [$2].
jcmoss calls [$2].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2♠, Q♣, K♣ ]
Kochman bets [$3].
icemanj raises [$6].
jcmoss raises [$9].
Kochman raises [$22].
icemanj is all-In.
jcmoss is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ K♠ ]
** Dealing River ** [ J♣ ]
Kochman shows [ K♥, K♦ ] four of a kind, kings.
icemanj doesn"t show [ 4♦, Q♦ ] two pairs, kings and queens.
jcmoss shows [ T♣, A♣ ] Royal Flush.
Kochman wins $4.65 from side pot #2 with four of a kind, kings.
jcmoss wins $27.40 from side pot #1 with Royal Flush.
jcmoss wins $26.65 from the main pot with Royal Flush.


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Endnu et fremragende eksempel på hvorfor man skal følgende:

1. Sid altid med så få penge som muligt

2. Spil ved et bord hvor der gives bad beat jackpot

Må man gerne poste et bad beat? - Åh please - det er min første bad beat post :)

For jeg trænger sådan til at komme ud med hvor herre-hamrende træt jeg er af PokerStars og deres uendeligt latterlige beats i turneringer, hvor heldig-Hans''er, Bingo-Bent''er, Lotto-Lars''er og Svend-vend-mig-to-kort-og-jeg-skal-spille-dem-for-hver-en-priser''er konstant får mirakelkort smidt i deres pokerretarderede nakker!
-Det her beat er i øvrigt et af de mildere jeg har lagt ryg til på det seneste, men det er sq dråben....

Villain er i BB, read: LAG, semibluffer, bluffer, lykkeridder og gambler.

Jeg har spillet TAG.

Jeg har ham med andre ord præcis, hvor jeg vil have ham med min AK og den høje (bevidst provokerende) preflopraise.

Rebuy-trny i 3. time.

PokerStars Game #5314814823: Tournament #26603695, $5.00+$0.50 Hold''em No Limit
- Level X (400/800) - 2006/06/20 - 21:13:23 (ET)
Table ''26603695 14'' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: fido1313 (51855 in chips)
Seat 2: atmzrus (10168 in chips)
Seat 3: randazzler (59260 in chips)
Seat 4: masteruke (22660 in chips)
Seat 5: marmur (10100 in chips)
Seat 6: Locka (20985 in chips)
Seat 7: MKelly11 (23483 in chips)
Seat 8: Eddy44 (24955 in chips)
Seat 9: bravo1544 (29735 in chips)
fido1313: posts the ante 50
atmzrus: posts the ante 50
randazzler: posts the ante 50
masteruke: posts the ante 50
marmur: posts the ante 50
Locka: posts the ante 50
MKelly11: posts the ante 50
Eddy44: posts the ante 50
bravo1544: posts the ante 50
Locka: posts small blind 400
MKelly11: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Locka [Ad Kh]
Eddy44: folds
bravo1544: folds
fido1313: folds
atmzrus: folds
randazzler: folds
masteruke: calls 800
marmur: folds
Locka: raises 3200 to 4000
MKelly11: raises 19433 to 23433 and is all-in
masteruke: folds
Locka: calls 16935 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 7c]
*** TURN *** [Ks 9h 7c] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9h 7c Qc] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Locka: shows [Ad Kh] (a pair of Kings)
MKelly11: shows [Td Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
MKelly11 collected 43120 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 43120 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 9h 7c Qc Jc]
Seat 1: fido1313 folded before Flop (didn''t bet)
Seat 2: atmzrus folded before Flop (didn''t bet)
Seat 3: randazzler folded before Flop (didn''t bet)
Seat 4: masteruke folded before Flop
Seat 5: marmur (button) folded before Flop (didn''t bet)
Seat 6: Locka (small blind) showed [Ad Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: MKelly11 (big blind) showed [Td Ah] and won (43120) with a straight, Ten
to Ace
Seat 8: Eddy44 folded before Flop (didn''t bet)
Seat 9: bravo1544 folded before Flop (didn''t bet)

Boykot af Stars herfra for en tid - rend mig da!

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Taler vist for sig selv...skal lige siges at de først røg til midten efter turn.

HU i en tour jeg spillede for en uges tid siden, 5000kr, vinner takes all.

Begge har stacks på ca. 25.000, jeg dækker lige præcist villain. blinds 500/1000.
Får AA i SB og siger 2k villain kalder:

AQQ

Villain checker, jeg better 2k, villain siger 6, jeg kalder

Turn A

Villain pusher, jeg kalder

river er blank, Villain viser air

Regner med der går et par ådage før jeg vinder HU i en MTT med sådan en hånd igen

Lol godt intiativ

Skidt pyt med hvordan jeg spiller hænderne, men deres all-in calls er dog nogle af de sjoveste jeg længe har set!

www.pokerhand.org/?353928

www.pokerhand.org/?363663

Har lige en fra den anden dag, hvor jeg for en gangs skyld var in the recieving end:


NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM $10+$1 (Real Money), #622,533,158
10+1 NL Holdem Multi Table Tournament, 19 Jun 2006 5:08 PM ET

Seat 1: baker--man ($4,205 in chips)
Seat 2: Jarski68 ($8,255 in chips)
Seat 3: Lazze83 ($11,340 in chips)
Seat 4: Babeee x ($13,110 in chips)
Seat 5: Coach33333 ($11,715 in chips)
Seat 6: thomasoresko ($5,080 in chips)
Seat 7: rushonze ($10,520 in chips)
Seat 8: lemome ($6,050 in chips)
Seat 9: klapipino ($11,265 in chips)
Seat 10: belldogg ($9,457 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
Babeee x posts blind ($200), Coach33333 posts blind ($400).

PRE-FLOP
thomasoresko folds, rushonze folds, lemome folds, klapipino folds, belldogg folds, baker--man folds, Jarski68 folds, Lazze83 folds, Babeee x calls $200, Coach33333 checks.

FLOP [board cards J♣,A♦,6♥
Babeee x checks, Coach33333 bets $1,000, Babeee x calls $1,000.

TURN [board cards J♣,A♦,6♥,9♥
Babeee x checks, Coach33333 bets $2,000, Babeee x bets $8,000, Coach33333 calls $6,000.

RIVER [board cards J♣,A♦,6♥,9♥,2♣
Babeee x bets $3,710 and is all-in, Coach33333 calls $2,315 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Babeee x shows [ K♥,A♥ ]
Coach33333 shows [ 4♥,[7h] ]
Babeee x wins $1,395, Babeee x wins $23,430.



SUMMARY
Dealer: Lazze83
Pot: $24,825
baker--man, loses $0
Jarski68, loses $0
Lazze83, loses $0
Babeee x, bets $13,110, collects $24,825, net $11,715
Coach33333, loses $11,715
thomasoresko, loses $0
rushonze, loses $0
lemome, loses $0
klapipino, loses $0
belldogg, loses $0



Jeg var M+LLØS! Var i virkeligheden noget ræd for ham, da han KUNNE ha'' haft any piece of shit pga. mit manglende bet pf - men han var M+SKE ikke gået med havde jeg stukket ud pf... og så var det her da trods alt bedre :D



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Mod! Hjælp? Hva'' sker der med jeres kodeværk?? lol

BUMP

Scandics 2.5K Guarenteed som jeg havde vundet entry til i en roll.. Goer det til 3 x BB fra knappen efter alle har instant-folded:

Lyngbyman: (Dealer) 1880 in Chips
Villain (SB): 1450 in Chips
Barkoz (BB): 2350 in Chips

Cards dealt to Lyngbyman 6♥7♥

Lyngbyman raises to 90
Villain calls
Barkoz Calls


Flop: 3♣4♥5♥
---------------

Lyngbyman bets 180
Villain Calls
Barkoz Folds

Turn J♥

Lyngbyman bets 1610 and is all-in
Villain Calls 1120 and is all-in

River X

Villain shows 10♥9♥ Flush Jack High, ten kicker
Lyngbyman shows Flush Jack High


FUUUUUCK hvor er den bare superaergerlig :''( Det er jo et oenskeflop. Hvordan skal den slags "nuts" spilles?