Texasturnering søndag kl. 16.

Vi spiller i Logen på Østerbro i Kbh.

Slettet

1. Hans er med.

@Littel me
Mener jeg læste i en gammel tråd, at du lå inde med nogle poker film/turneringer kan godt være jeg tager helt fejl men hvis jeg ikke gør ville jeg gerne høre nærmere om dem.

det har jeg ikke

A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, the Pope, two giraffes and a duck, an old yellow dog, a farmer and his daughter, a doctor, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinese, an Irishman, an Englishman, a Scotsman and a redneck all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

LOL. For h...... da Leon.

2. Vagner er med.

3. Ib

4. Martin er med.

5. Skinny er med.

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

ROFL an eye for an eye

6. Roliboy er med.

A busty blonde sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. "I hope you don''t mind," she said, "but I play better when I''m naked." She then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, she was head''s-up in a monster pot. After the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, "I won! I won! I won!" The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. "What''d she have?" the loser asked the dealer. "I don''t know," the dealer said. "I thought YOU were watching."

I går, onsdag spillede vi en lille hyggepoker. Dapne var skånselsløs. Hun Knaldede sin forhenværende ven i en kæmpepot, og så skulle hun lie plusli nå toget til Hillerød.

OK, der er langt at gå. Jeg håber, hun kom godt hjem.