The ElskerPiger Story:D

EP finds online poker...

EP trades heidegger for harrington. EP becomes a recluse. EP runs up a roll. EP stops going to class. EP starts playing NL 400 (fullring). EP thinks he is brian townshed.

EP picks new "career". EP plays more pokers. EP buys Breitling. EP finds poker can be swongy. EP finds out poker can be monotonous. EP receives variance uppercut. EP goes broke. EP sells breitling. EP is back in action. EP is broke.

EP realises he has no skills except poker. EP realises they are not real life skills. EP begs for 5 dollars on FT. EP posts in psychology forum about depression. EP gets in debt. EP wanted everything for nothing. EP wanted to sit on his arse more than brad boof. EP is a certified muppet. EP reads this and is like " whatever yo" and goes back to grinding out 180 seater turbo sit n gos!

:D Lidt lir men du kan tåle det:D