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Yessør, her vil jeg komme med alle de hænder, som jeg føler ikke er en tråd værdig for sig selv, men som jeg af en eller anden årsag har brug for at vise til omverdenen :D

PokerStars Game #37941659365: Tournament #230671237, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/10 15:41:56 CET [2010/01/10 9:41:56 ET]
Table '230671237 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Gatigator (1520 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1480 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 10
Gatigator: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [5c 5d]
dillerboerge: raises 40 to 60
Gatigator: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8d 5h]
Gatigator: bets 60
dillerboerge: raises 120 to 180
Gatigator: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Tc 8d 5h] [7h]
Gatigator: bets 60
dillerboerge: raises 320 to 380
Gatigator: raises 320 to 700
dillerboerge: raises 540 to 1240 and is all-in
Gatigator: calls 540
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8d 5h 7h] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gatigator: shows [Jh 9c] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
dillerboerge: shows [5c 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
Gatigator collected 2960 from pot

PokerStars Game #37941808642: Tournament #230672481, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/10 15:45:44 CET [2010/01/10 9:45:44 ET]
Table '230672481 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Phillipstars (1700 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1300 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 10
Phillipstars: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [9s Ad]
dillerboerge: raises 40 to 60
Phillipstars: raises 440 to 500
dillerboerge: raises 800 to 1300 and is all-in
Phillipstars: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [4h 5s 8d]
*** TURN *** [4h 5s 8d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [4h 5s 8d Kd] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Phillipstars: shows [Qh 7c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
dillerboerge: shows [9s Ad] (high card Ace)
Phillipstars collected 2600 from pot

PokerStars Game #37940351435: Tournament #230660154, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/10 15:07:58 CET [2010/01/10 9:07:58 ET]
Table '230660154 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: gitan62 (570 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (2430 in chips)
gitan62: posts small blind 15
dillerboerge: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ts Kh]
gitan62: raises 90 to 120
dillerboerge: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [Tc Ks 5h]
dillerboerge: bets 90
gitan62: raises 150 to 240
dillerboerge: raises 270 to 510
gitan62: calls 210 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (60) returned to dillerboerge
*** TURN *** [Tc Ks 5h] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Ks 5h 8d] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Ts Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
gitan62: shows [Jd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
gitan62 collected 1140 from pot

PokerStars Game #37941288690: Tournament #230664148, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2010/01/10 15:32:21 CET [2010/01/10 9:32:21 ET]
Table '230664148 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tae021 (670 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (2330 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 50
Tae021: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Kh 9h]
dillerboerge: calls 50
Tae021: raises 570 to 670 and is all-in
dillerboerge: calls 570
*** FLOP *** [8h 4h 7s]
*** TURN *** [8h 4h 7s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 4h 7s 5d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tae021: shows [8d Kd] (a pair of Eights)
dillerboerge: shows [Kh 9h] (high card King)
Tae021 collected 1340 from pot

I know at samtlige af hænderne er standard, men når jeg ikke har vundet en 60/40 i 70 SnG's nu, så begynder det at blive latterligt.

PokerStars Game #37941469693: Tournament #230664107, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2010/01/10 15:37:03 CET [2010/01/10 9:37:03 ET]
Table '230664107 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Refuccsia (470 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (2530 in chips)
Refuccsia: posts small blind 50
dillerboerge: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [2h Ad]
Refuccsia: raises 370 to 470 and is all-in
dillerboerge: calls 370
*** FLOP *** [5d 7c 4c]
*** TURN *** [5d 7c 4c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [5d 7c 4c 6h] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [2h Ad] (high card Ace)
Refuccsia: shows [Tc Jh] (a pair of Tens)
Refuccsia collected 940 from pot

PokerStars Game #37906736808: Tournament #230424019, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2010/01/09 21:57:36 CET [2010/01/09 15:57:36 ET]
Table '230424019 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Mr.Dollar.dk (1535 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1465 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 25
Mr.Dollar.dk: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ah Kh]
dillerboerge: raises 50 to 100
Mr.Dollar.dk: raises 150 to 250
dillerboerge: raises 1215 to 1465 and is all-in
Mr.Dollar.dk: calls 1215
*** FLOP *** [Td 5d 9h]
*** TURN *** [Td 5d 9h] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Td 5d 9h Js] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mr.Dollar.dk: shows [8h 8c] (a pair of Eights)
dillerboerge: shows [Ah Kh] (high card Ace)
Mr.Dollar.dk collected 2930 from pot

et tabt coinflip er en tilt hand haha

PokerStars Game #37838510564: Tournament #229953719, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/08 16:53:16 CET [2010/01/08 10:53:16 ET]
Table '229953719 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (1615 in chips)
Seat 2: Gambler0034 (1385 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 15
Gambler0034: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Qc Ah]
dillerboerge: raises 60 to 90
Gambler0034: raises 240 to 330
dillerboerge: raises 1285 to 1615 and is all-in
Gambler0034: calls 1055 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (230) returned to dillerboerge
*** FLOP *** [4c Ts 9d]
*** TURN *** [4c Ts 9d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ts 9d 3h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gambler0034: shows [Ac Td] (a pair of Tens)
dillerboerge: shows [Qc Ah] (high card Ace)
dillerboerge said, "un fking real"
Gambler0034 collected 2770 from pot

PokerStars Game #37909184967: Tournament #230448216, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/09 22:42:23 CET [2010/01/09 16:42:23 ET]
Table '230448216 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (1380 in chips)
Seat 2: csnkid (1620 in chips)
csnkid: posts small blind 10
dillerboerge: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Qs Ah]
csnkid: raises 40 to 60
dillerboerge: raises 120 to 180
csnkid: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [6c 6s 2d]
dillerboerge: bets 200
csnkid: calls 200
*** TURN *** [6c 6s 2d] [5h]
dillerboerge: checks
csnkid: bets 555
dillerboerge: raises 445 to 1000 and is all-in
csnkid: calls 445
*** RIVER *** [6c 6s 2d 5h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Qs Ah] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
csnkid: shows [4d 3c] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
csnkid collected 2760 from pot

Den her er småtiltet, men manden betaler af med TP+, og jeg havde overset 4korts straighten :S

PokerStars Game #37894163788: Tournament #230341725, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/09 17:51:40 CET [2010/01/09 11:51:40 ET]
Table '230341725 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: f4getful (1635 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1365 in chips)
f4getful: posts small blind 15
dillerboerge: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ac As]
f4getful: raises 60 to 90
dillerboerge: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah 5c]
dillerboerge: checks
f4getful: checks
*** TURN *** [4c Ah 5c] [7d]
dillerboerge: checks
f4getful: bets 180
dillerboerge: calls 180
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah 5c 7d] [3s]
dillerboerge: checks
f4getful: bets 180
dillerboerge: raises 915 to 1095 and is all-in
f4getful: calls 915
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Ac As] (three of a kind, Aces)
f4getful: shows [6d Ts] (a straight, Three to Seven)
f4getful collected 2730 from pot

PokerStars Game #37906342478: Tournament #230424019, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/09 21:49:35 CET [2010/01/09 15:49:35 ET]
Table '230424019 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Mr.Dollar.dk (1295 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1705 in chips)
Mr.Dollar.dk: posts small blind 15
dillerboerge: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Kc Ac]
Mr.Dollar.dk: raises 60 to 90
dillerboerge: raises 180 to 270
Mr.Dollar.dk: raises 1025 to 1295 and is all-in
dillerboerge: calls 1025
*** FLOP *** [6h Qd 6d]
*** TURN *** [6h Qd 6d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [6h Qd 6d 7c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Sixes)
Mr.Dollar.dk: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Mr.Dollar.dk collected 2590 from pot

PokerStars Game #37895464320: Tournament #230351529, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/09 18:20:16 CET [2010/01/09 12:20:16 ET]
Table '230351529 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: flong78 (1710 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1290 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 10
flong78: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ah Ks]
dillerboerge: raises 40 to 60
flong78: raises 120 to 180
dillerboerge: raises 1110 to 1290 and is all-in
flong78: calls 1110
*** FLOP *** [8d 6s 2d]
*** TURN *** [8d 6s 2d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8d 6s 2d 5d] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
flong78: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
dillerboerge: shows [Ah Ks] (high card Ace)
flong78 collected 2580 from pot

PokerStars Game #37632464893: Tournament #228521318, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/04 15:11:35 CET [2010/01/04 9:11:35 ET]
Table '228521318 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Reel_Em_ln (1280 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1720 in chips)
Reel_Em_ln: posts small blind 10
dillerboerge: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Qd Ah]
Reel_Em_ln: raises 40 to 60
dillerboerge: raises 120 to 180
Reel_Em_ln: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Th 2c 9d]
dillerboerge: checks
Reel_Em_ln: checks
*** TURN *** [Th 2c 9d] [Qc]
dillerboerge: bets 200
Reel_Em_ln: raises 900 to 1100 and is all-in
dillerboerge: calls 900
*** RIVER *** [Th 2c 9d Qc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Qd Ah] (a pair of Queens)
Reel_Em_ln: shows [Jd 8d] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Reel_Em_ln collected 2560 from pot

PokerStars Game #37902242978: Tournament #230396327, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/09 20:35:22 CET [2010/01/09 14:35:22 ET]
Table '230396327 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: kahnu (1745 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1255 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 15
kahnu: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [As Ad]
dillerboerge: raises 30 to 60
kahnu: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [8c 9d Qc]
kahnu: checks
dillerboerge: bets 90
kahnu: raises 150 to 240
dillerboerge: raises 955 to 1195 and is all-in
kahnu: calls 955
*** TURN *** [8c 9d Qc] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8c 9d Qc 6c] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kahnu: shows [9c 4c] (a flush, Queen high)
dillerboerge: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
kahnu said, "gg"
kahnu collected 2510 from pot

PokerStars Game #37647776153: Tournament #228628152, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2010/01/04 21:10:25 CET [2010/01/04 15:10:25 ET]
Table '228628152 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: janekaaa (1790 in chips)
Seat 2: dillerboerge (1210 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 25
janekaaa: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [8d 7d]
dillerboerge: raises 50 to 100
janekaaa: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Jd Td Ad]
janekaaa: bets 100
dillerboerge: raises 200 to 300
janekaaa: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jd Td Ad] [7s]
janekaaa: checks
dillerboerge: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd Td Ad 7s] [3h]
janekaaa: checks
dillerboerge: bets 810 and is all-in
janekaaa: calls 810
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [8d 7d] (a flush, Ace high)
janekaaa: shows [Kd 9d] (a flush, Ace high - King higher)
janekaaa collected 2420 from pot

PokerStars Game #37908876982: Tournament #230437943, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2010/01/09 22:36:37 CET [2010/01/09 16:36:37 ET]
Table '230437943 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (1910 in chips)
Seat 2: csnkid (1090 in chips)
csnkid: posts small blind 50
dillerboerge: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ts 9s]
csnkid: raises 100 to 200
dillerboerge: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6d 3h]
dillerboerge: checks
csnkid: bets 200
dillerboerge: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Tc 6d 3h] [9c]
dillerboerge: checks
csnkid: bets 690 and is all-in
dillerboerge: calls 690
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6d 3h 9c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Ts 9s] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
csnkid: shows [8d Td] (a straight, Six to Ten)
csnkid collected 2180 from pot
dillerboerge said, "OMFG"

PokerStars Game #37637241167: Tournament #228557446, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/04 17:26:47 CET [2010/01/04 11:26:47 ET]
Table '228557446 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (2020 in chips)
Seat 2: distance57 (980 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 10
distance57: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [7s 5s]
dillerboerge: raises 40 to 60
distance57: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [9s Ah 9c]
distance57: checks
dillerboerge: bets 80
distance57: calls 80
*** TURN *** [9s Ah 9c] [3s]
distance57: checks
dillerboerge: checks
*** RIVER *** [9s Ah 9c 3s] [Ks]
distance57: bets 280
dillerboerge: raises 1600 to 1880 and is all-in
distance57: calls 560 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1040) returned to dillerboerge
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [7s 5s] (a flush, King high)
distance57: shows [Kh 9d] (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
distance57 collected 1960 from pot

PokerStars Game #37908405506: Tournament #230437943, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/09 22:27:53 CET [2010/01/09 16:27:53 ET]
Table '230437943 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (2210 in chips)
Seat 2: csnkid (790 in chips)
csnkid: posts small blind 15
dillerboerge: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ks Ad]
csnkid: raises 60 to 90
dillerboerge: raises 2120 to 2210 and is all-in
csnkid: calls 700 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1420) returned to dillerboerge
*** FLOP *** [9d 4h 5d]
*** TURN *** [9d 4h 5d] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [9d 4h 5d 8d] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Ks Ad] (high card Ace)
csnkid: shows [3s 4s] (a pair of Fours)
csnkid collected 1580 from pot

PokerStars Game #37898166894: Tournament #230369117, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/09 19:16:53 CET [2010/01/09 13:16:53 ET]
Table '230369117 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (2235 in chips)
Seat 2: yumyumman (765 in chips)
dillerboerge: posts small blind 15
yumyumman: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Ad Jh]
dillerboerge: raises 30 to 60
yumyumman: raises 705 to 765 and is all-in
dillerboerge: calls 705
*** FLOP *** [Th Td 9h]
*** TURN *** [Th Td 9h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Th Td 9h 4s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yumyumman: shows [7d 5d] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
dillerboerge: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Tens)
yumyumman collected 1530 from pot

PokerStars Game #37639460731: Tournament #228572713, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/04 18:21:24 CET [2010/01/04 12:21:24 ET]
Table '228572713 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (2250 in chips)
Seat 2: Davvvo (750 in chips)
Davvvo: posts small blind 15
dillerboerge: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Jd Js]
Davvvo: raises 60 to 90
dillerboerge: raises 2160 to 2250 and is all-in
Davvvo: calls 660 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1500) returned to dillerboerge
*** FLOP *** [6s Qd Kh]
*** TURN *** [6s Qd Kh] [Th]
dillerboerge said, "thats just sick"
*** RIVER *** [6s Qd Kh Th] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
Davvvo: shows [Kd 5h] (a pair of Kings)
dillerboerge said, "K5?"
Davvvo collected 1500 from pot
dillerboerge said, "wp"

PokerStars Game #37896352421: Tournament #230354875, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2010/01/09 18:38:50 CET [2010/01/09 12:38:50 ET]
Table '230354875 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dillerboerge (705 in chips)
Seat 2: shorty11193 (2295 in chips)
shorty11193: posts small blind 25
dillerboerge: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dillerboerge [Th Tc]
shorty11193: raises 50 to 100
dillerboerge: raises 605 to 705 and is all-in
shorty11193: calls 605
*** FLOP *** [2h 4d 3s]
*** TURN *** [2h 4d 3s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [2h 4d 3s 4s] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dillerboerge: shows [Th Tc] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
shorty11193: shows [8c Ks] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
shorty11193 collected 1410 from pot

@ Lods

Altid dejligt når folk ikke gider læse hvad der bliver skrevet, men bare griber den første og den bedste mulighed der kommer for at pisse på en mand der ligger ned.

WP.