Faldt over den her. Grinte i to minutter, så enten er den god eller min humor-hånd er -EV. ;)
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli Cook off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast.
Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a
chilli cook-off. The third judge called in sick at the last moment
and I happened to be standing there at the judge"s table asking
for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was
assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chilli
wouldn"t be all that spicy and besides they told me I could have
all the free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."
Here are the scorecards from the event:
Chilli #1 (Mike"s Manic Mobster Monster Chilli)
Judge #1 - A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge #2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.
Judge #3 - (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. It took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that"s the worst one, these Texans are crazy.
Chilli # 2 (Arthur"s Afterburner Chilli)
Judge #1 - Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge #2 - Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge #3 - (Frank) Keep this out of the reach of children. I"m not sure what I"m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Chilli # 3 (Fred"s Famous Burn Down the Barn Chilli)
Judge #1 - Excellent firehouse chilli. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge #2 - A bean less chilli, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge #3 - (Frank) Call the EPA. I"ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everybody knows the routine by now. Get me some more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I"m getting shit-faced from all the beer.
Chilli # 4 (Bubba"s Black Magic)
Judge # 1 - Black bean chilli with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 - Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chilli.
Judge # 3 - I felt something scrape across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb lady is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I"m eating! Is chilli an aphrodisiac?
Chilli # 5 (Linda"s Legal Lip Remover)
Judge # 1 - Meaty, strong chilli. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 - Chilli using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 - My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chilli had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I"m burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Stuff those rednecks!
Chilli # 6 (Vera"s Very Vegetarian Variety)
Judge # 1 - Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chilli. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 - The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 - I shat myself when I farted and I"m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. She must be kinkier than I th
OT: Chilli-smagning
23-01-2006 09:43
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23-01-2006 13:26
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ROFL!!!! HAHAHA, DET er sq en god griner når man sidder i skolens IT lokale og 30 personer sidder og glor på en fordi man sidder og græder af grin..
Thumbs up for den bedste griner endnu!!!
/DocD
23-01-2006 13:27
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Hehe ja der blev også gloet lidt på mig i Biologi :-) Herligt med trådløst netværk og bærbar computer!
23-01-2006 16:16
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Sådan ser der ud hjemme hos mig hver dag, når mine unger laver chili. Det er mig der er Frank :-)
23-01-2006 17:02
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Fik et billede af de to dommere som en slags Doyle-Brunson-looking-texans-ala-mongol...
Grineren!
23-01-2006 17:10
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Jeg forstår bare ikke hvorfor Frank ikke bluffede, og lod som om det ikke var stærkt :-)
23-01-2006 17:29
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sidder sku og får lyst til chili nu :) nogen der har nogle gode opskrifter?
23-01-2006 18:39
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@Jacob_Juul:
Køb Chili John"s bøger, der er nogle fede opskrifter. Skal selv snart have investeret i dem.
23-01-2006 19:52
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@mads321 ved du hvad en Kok er?
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