Søndag d. 12. 02. 06 Kl. 16:00 spiller vi atter en Texas turnering.
Nu går jeg i Logen og træffes kun på:
Leons mobil: 2844 4746
01 Hans
02 Friske Knægt.
03 Johannes
04 Morten
05 Skinny
06 Martin
07 Lasse K.
08 Skovsende
09 Andy
10 Stoffer
11 Joefez
12 Vagn
13 Katrine
14 Anders K
15 Michael
16 Jesper
Med venlig hilsen Leon.
TEXAS turn i Logen søndag 12.2
08-02-2006 09:54
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09-02-2006 19:07
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lol...Lars stiller vist op i alle discipliner Skinny.
Han er sikker i kategorien "høre hånd på ryggen".
Og ja han er højrehåndet ;-).
@Little me....så pyyyyt da endnu engang.
10-02-2006 00:20
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Little me OP
Tournament setup:
1. 100/200 30 min pr level.
2. 200/400
3. 300/600
Pause
4. 500/1.000
5. 1.000/2.000
6. 1.500/3.000
7. 2.000/4.000
8. 3.000/6.000
9. 5.000/10.000
10. 10.000/20.000
10-02-2006 07:02
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Little me OP
A family of three (mom, dad and a young girl) go down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl goes walking around on the beach, comes back to her mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you." The mom replied, "That"s right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are." The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, "Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad." The mom replied, "That"s right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are." The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again. "Mommy, Mommy, Dad is talking to this really dumb blonde, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!!"
10-02-2006 08:31
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LoL Leon....
Sådan en lille sød historie lige i morgenkryderen, når man tænder for sin pc.
Altid rart at starte dagen med et smil ;-)
10-02-2006 14:08
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Little me OP
Rich Korbin: “All I know is, if the cards ever break even — I’m screwed.”
10-02-2006 19:11
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Little me OP
En stor koncern leder efter ny administrerende direktør og modtager hundredvis af ansøgninger. Efter utallige samtaler og tests har de reduceret feltet til to mand, som de mener vil være kvalificerede til stillingen. De to ligger så tæt i samtlige tests og samtaler de blir sendt igennem, at ledelsen til sidst, nærmest i desperation, beslutter at sende mændende gennem en slags kreativitets-test og lade udfaldet bestemme hvem der får jobbet.
De to får udleveret pen og papir og blir bedt om at skrive et lille digt ud fra ordet: TIMBUKTU (Langbortistan, red.) - de blir placeret hver for sig og får 20 minutter til at skrive digtet...
Da tiden er gået kommer de ind til den første, han ser veltilfreds ud og læser højt hvad han har skrevet:
"Travelling through the desert sand,
I came upon a caravan.
I asked them where they were going to?
They said they were going to Timbuktu!"
Nydeligt, tænker bosserne og går ind til den anden fyr, der sidder med et skævt smil på læben...:
"Me and Tim on a trail one day.
We met three babes who had lost their way.
Since they were three, and we were two,
I bucked one and Timbucktwo"
11-02-2006 23:48
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Little me OP
To bøsser går en tur.
Den ene slår en prut.
Den anden synger: "Love is in the air"
12-02-2006 06:57
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Little me OP
Pack Up
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You"ll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I"ve just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn"t easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
12-02-2006 13:08
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Pft - for en gangs skyld passer det ind i mine planer at dukke op - og så er vi pt kun 11 tilmeldte! :)
DET tager jeg sgu personligt - og lover at tilte alle mine chips væk!
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